A sailor returns to port after months at sea and heads to the nearest whorehouse.
The madam says she has only one girl available, and sheâll cost $1,000.
Because heâs desperate, the sailor agrees and heads up to the room.
When the hooker opens the door, she finds the sailor masturbating furiously.
âWhat the hell are you doing?â the hooker screams.
âFor $1,000, you donât think Iâm going to let you have the easy one, do you?â the sailor replies.
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Edited by calamjo
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