Ever wonder WHY … Ever wonder WHY …
  • the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  • is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  • is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
  • is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
  • is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  • didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • do they sterilize the needle for lethal inje
  • they don't make the whole plane out of the stuff that is used to make that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
  • don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • they call the airport the terminal?
  • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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