After a year at sea, a sailor ...
After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel.The old madam says, "All my girls are busy, but I'll take care of you."
He says, "I'm desperate, so you'll do."
They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, "I may have winter in my hair, but I've got summer in my heart."
The sailor says, "Yeah, if you don't get a little more spring in your ass, we're gonna be here 'til Fall."
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