Chicken farmer

"Fine," the accountant says to his client, "but before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He takes her particulars: name, address, social security number, etc.

Eventually, he comes on to her current occupation. "What are you working as at the moment?" he asks.

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

"No, no, no!" barks the accountant. "That'll never work! It's far too crass!

Let's try to rephrase that."

"Okay," says the woman, "err... I'm a prostitute?"

"No, no. That's still far too crude. Can't you think of something else?"

They both sit thinking for a minute, then the woman suddenly blurts out,

"I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant is dumbstruck. "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well," says the woman, "I must have raised over 300 cocks last year!"

Submitted by calamjo

Edited by yisman