Blonde Car Crash

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff

asks her what happened.

The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I

looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I

saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was

another tree, and another and another ..."

The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I

don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even

resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air

freshener."

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