Breaking the News is Worth a Beer

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly. After the coroner leaves with Steves body, Bob volunteers to inform Steves wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms. Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack? Steves wife gave it to me! What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack? Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steves widow. And, she said she wasnt, so I said Id bet her a six-pack she was!
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