How About a Drink?
A Jesuit was out for a drive and crashed into another car, only to discover that the other driver was a Franciscan.
â€œIt was my fault,â€ each insistedâ€”as is only right and proper with religious men.
Concerned, the Jesuit said, â€œYou look badly shaken up, Father. You could probably use a good stiff drink right now to calm down.â€
He produced a flask and the Franciscan drank from it and said, â€œThank you, Father; I feel much better now. But youâ€™re probably shaken up too. Why donâ€™t you have a drink as well?â€
â€œI will,â€ the Jesuit replied, â€œbut I think Iâ€™ll wait until after the police have come.â€
This joke was reprinted from "The Book of Catholic Jokes" by Deacon Tom Sheridan, with permission of ACTA Publications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.
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