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Permalink to Joke for Friday, 01 January 2010 from site Comedy Central: Jokes, you can bookamark this joke.
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Signs You Have a Hangover |
- Youre convinced that chirping birds are Satans pets.
- Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to stay still.
- Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
- Youd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
- You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
- You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
- The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, Step right up and give it whirl!
- All day long your motto is, Never again.
- You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
- Your natural response to Good morning, is Shut up!
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