California Crazy Law


  • Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
  • Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
  • Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
  • Bathhouses are against the law.
  • In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
  • No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
  • Women may not drive in a house coat.
  • It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

    Arcadia


  • Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

    Alhambra


  • You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

    Baldwin Park


  • Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

    Belvedere


  • City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

    Blythe


  • You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

    Burlingame


  • It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

    Carmel


  • Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
  • Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

    Chico


  • Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

    Downey


  • It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

    Hollywood


  • It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

    Lafayette


  • You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

    Lodi


  • It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

    Lompoc


  • It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

    Long Beach


  • It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
  • Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

    Los Angeles


  • Toads may not be licked.
  • You may not hunt moths under a street light.
  • It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
  • You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
  • Zoot suits are prohibited.
  • It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
  • It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

    Ontario


  • Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

    Pacific Grove


  • Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

    Palm Springs


  • It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

    Pasadena


  • It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

    Prunedale


  • Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

    Redlands


  • Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

    Riverside


  • One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

    San Diego


  • The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
  • It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

    San Francisco


  • Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
  • Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
  • It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
  • It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

    San Jose


  • It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595

    Santa Monica


  • You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

    Temecula


  • Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

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