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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010 |
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ....
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a 'slight' tax increase cost you \$200.00, and a 'substantial' tax cut saves you \$30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers:
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!
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