Medical One-liners
Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looksbetter on a girl
Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and
prefers to do both.
Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress
Passion - a feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you have never felt before
Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a
pretty girl enters the room
Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better
than a double bed
Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it
too
Book - The Physiology of Puberty, by I.C. Morhair
Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another
man's field
Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.
Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.
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