Six Indisputable Truths For Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And they will discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon be forwarding this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
.....I apologize about this, but I'm an idiot, and I needed company......
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