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Things your Mother would NEVER say…

– Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

– Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.

– That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.

– Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

– The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

– Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.

– Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

– Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

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