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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, Mar the 11th 2009
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| up, comedians, funny videos, dane cook, mike birbiglia, eugene mirman, demetri martin, jeff dunham, katt williams, daily joke, joke of the day, funny jokes, yo mama, jokes, redneck, blond, george bush, bush, lawyer, favorite, list, animal, college, dumb |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 3.8/10 (9 votes cast) |
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Steering wheel |
| So a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.
When he walks up to the bar and orders a drink, the bar tender
says:
"Gee that must be a bit annoying mate"
The guy replies: "Yeah, its driving me nutts!" |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 2.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Knock Knock Collection 126 |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maxine!
Maxine who?
Maxine the wave dude!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maxwell!
Maxwell who?
Maxwell call later if your not going to answer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
May!
May who?
Maybe its a friend at the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maya!
Maya who?
Maya best friend?
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 5.5/10 (4 votes cast) |
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| Nervous mountain climber to his guide: This rock face we're climbing looks very dangerous. Do people often fall off it? Guide: No, once is generally all it takes. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 5.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Chapter 11 |
"The job notice posted at the University placement office advertised for someone to set up a bookkeeping system for a local dinner theater that was filing for bankruptcy.
When an eager first-year accounting student inquired, the interviewer told him that the company needed an advanced student capable of handling Chapter 11 proceedings.
"I'm sure I could do it," the student proclaimed confidently. "My class is already up to chapter fourteen." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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A Rare Book
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A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.
"Not Gutenberg?" Gasped the collector.
"Yes, that was it!""You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at an auction for half a million dollars!"
"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther." |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 6.3/10 (7 votes cast) |
Q: What do blondes and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: Take away the breasts and the legs, and all you have left is a dirty box. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 6.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
A man called his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son said, "Why are you so weak?"
She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The man said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 5.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
A dentist a nurse and a army general are flying.
The dentist decides to drop a tooth brush out of the plane. The nurse drops down a medical kit and the army general drops a bomb.
They land the airplane and see what happened...
First they found a guy looking for his false teeth.
Next they found a guy bandaging his wounds.
Lastly they found a young boy laughing his head off.
They asked him what happened and he said, "My grandfather farted and blew up his house." |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 4.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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