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Jokes of the day for Friday, Jul the 31st 2009
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Baldness |
| Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble? |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Flying pill |
| A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.
The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman." |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Nebraska Crazy Law |
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold
Omaha
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?
He ate himself.
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 3.8/10 (5 votes cast) |
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Two girls.... |
Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll really miss me."
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Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
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Misc Women's Rules for Men
* Our cooking and menus are excellent - That isn't, however, an excuse for you to avoid cooking
* Buying us something does not constitute foreplay
* Answering "Who was that?" with "Nobody" doesn't end the conversation - Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
* Believe it or not, you're not more sexy when you're all sweaty
* Silence can mean anything and it could change without notice
Other tidbits
* Women are a pain in the ass, men are a pain EVERYWHERE!
* Men are great! Every woman should own one!!!
* Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a backup.
* Men are only good for one thing... two, if they're good at it.
* Men come in three sizes: small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
* Men read Playboy for the articles like women go to malls for the music. |
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Rating: 4.5/10 (4 votes cast) |
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| Law of Advertising Truth won't stick to glossy paper. |
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Never Trust a Street Gang in Heaven
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One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life street gang members at the Gates. What do I do?"
God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Redirect them."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order, but he suddenly came running back and yelling, "God, God, they’re gone! They’re gone!"
"The street gang?"
"No, the Pearly Gates!"
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member Jalus |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot." |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 3.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
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