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Jokes of the day for Friday, Sep the 25th 2009
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Blonde Laugh |
| How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday! |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Her asshole |
| What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
Sends him to work.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Corn Field |
| A blond is driving in her convertable down the high way when she notieces another blond in a boat out in the middle of a corn field. The blond in the boat was roawing the boat. The blond was very frustrated at how stupid the blond in the car was being so she pulled over and got out of the car. She yelled across the hightway, " HEY YOU IN THE BOAT! I'M TALKING TO YOU!" The blond in the boat turned and waved and continued roawing the boat. The blond across the street yelled out again ,"IT'S BLONDS LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME AND I'D COME GET YOU IF I COULD SWIM!!" |
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| A man was driving a horse and cart along a country road at an angle of 45 degrees. After three miles like this, he asked a passer-by: "How long does this blasted hill last?"
"This isn't a hill," came the reply. "Your back wheels are off!"
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
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The trick... |
A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked.
The little boy replied, "I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
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I was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly dressed woman spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began furiously dabbing at it with a napkin.
Having plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked, "Can I bring you some club soda?"
"Young lady," she barked, "I'll be the judge of when I've had enough to drink. Bring me another martini!" |
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Top 10 Mom Scoldings in the Bible
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10. Sampson, get your hands off of that lion, you don't know where it's been!
9. David, I told you not to play in the house with that string! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons.
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!
7. Shadrach, Meschach and Abendeco! I told you, never play with fire!
6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!
5. Noah, no you can' t help them. Don't bring home any strays.
4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at my clothes.
3. James and John! No more burping at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you sons of thunder.
2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?
1. Jesus! Close the door! You think you were born in a barn.
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member Jalus |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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Sunday Morning Church Service |
| At the Sunday morning church service, the minister asked if anyone in the
congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
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Dad: Son, go buy me a soda
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Dad: Coke
Son: Regular or Diet?
Dad: Diet
Son: In can or bottled?
Dad: Bottled
Son: 8oz or the 12oz?
Dad: D@mn you!!! So many questions! JUst buy me water.
Son: Mineral or Distilled?
Dad: Mineral
Son: Cold or warm?
Dad: I don't think you want to run an errand.....
Son: Is it obviuos or not?
Dad: Get out of here!!
Son: Now or later??? |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (5 votes cast) |
Id like to order a bar pizza, the idiot says.
Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices, the barmaid asks.
Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces. |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 4.4/10 (5 votes cast) |
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