Jokes of the day for Friday, 21 November 2008
|Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Friday, 21 November 2008|
Would you please help me...
Would you please help me I bought a 10 pound turkey. Could you tell me how long to cook it in my new microwave?
“Just a minute,” the food editor said, as he turned to check his reference book.
“Oh, thank you,” she said. “You've been a big help.Â Good-bye!”
A few months after his parents...A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning,
"Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
Visit to the museum...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
What was the Californian hippy...What was the Californian hippy vampire like?
Daniel Jeffs, N Queensferry
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