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Jokes of the day for Monday, Mar the 30th 2009
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Obscene caller |
| Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
"Listen Honey," drawled the lady, "If you can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested." |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 8.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
| Mom: Junior, when those boys started throwing rocks at you, why didn't you come and tell me instead of throwing rocks back? Son: But Mom, you can't throw well! |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Baldness... |
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
"Mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.
"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.
Johnny thought for a second and said, "I'm glad you don't do any thinking. You would look silly without hair." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 3.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
A guy goes into the doctors office, he's got a banana stuck in each ear and grapes stuck up his nose. He tells the doc "I sure don't feel very good."
The doctor replies "Of course not, you're not eating right". |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
| This nun was taking a bath, when there was a knock on the door. "Who is it?," she cried. "It's the blind man.," was the answer. Says the nun, "Well, come on in and tell me your troubles." In comes the man. "Wow!" he says, "Where should I hang the blinds?" |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 4.6/10 (5 votes cast) |
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Do You Reject the Devil?
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A priest came to a dying author to read him his last rites.
"Do you reject the devil?" asked the priest.
"This is no time to be making enemies," replied the author. |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Idiot Sayings |
| "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
Q: What did the good check say to the bad check that was depressed?
A: Dont worry, you'll bounce back. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 4.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.
She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"
She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 4.5/10 (6 votes cast) |
A visitor to a college campus paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall. "It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway."
"Actually," said the guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."
"Oh? Was Joshua Hemingway a writer also?"
"Yes, indeed. He wrote a check." |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Jim Gaffigan: Bologna |
| Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Whos that for? I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive. Ill have the bologna sandwich -- dirty. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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