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Jokes of the day for Sunday, Jun the 28th 2009
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Carrots |
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses? |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Knock Knock Collection 069 |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred Badge of Courage!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frederick!
Frederick who?
Frederick Express!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Freighter!
Freighter who?
Freighter open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer...!
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
A new girl called Carly came to Jimmy's school.
Jimmy really fancied her, but was already going out with Lorraine.
Some time later he heard that Lorraine's family were emigrating.
On her leaving day he went to see her off.
On his way home, he was singing to himself: "I can see Carly, now Lorraine has gone.''
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Bean soup |
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?" |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes. |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 7.5/10 (4 votes cast) |
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Did Noah Go Fishing?
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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her young students about Noah and the ark. She asked them what they thought Noah may have done to pass the time in the ark for forty years. After waiting a few moments, the teacher suggested, “Maybe he did a lot of fishing. How about that?”
One little boy gave her a funny look and said, “I don't think so. It’s kinda hard to fish with just two worms!” |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 3.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Grandfathers/Grandmothers |
| A friend who worked away from home all week always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. . .just he and his granddaughter. |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because it was the chickens day off. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
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What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
Bisexual. |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 6.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
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Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 6.6/10 (5 votes cast) |
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