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Chuck Norris jokes (61 to 75)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 61 to 75. |
When Chuck Norris goes to dona...
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario ...
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Brothers from right to left.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles ...
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris was once charged ...
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders, but the Judge dropped the charges because Chuck Norris doesn't "attempt" murder.#joke #short #chucknorris
All your base are belong to Ch...
All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chucknorris
Can't touch this
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.#joke #short #chucknorris
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidd...
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris has two speeds. W...
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris frequently donate...
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris doesn't worry abo...
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.#joke #short #chucknorris
Brett Favre can throw a footba...
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's ...
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.#joke #short #chucknorris
When ghosts go camping, they s...
When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.#joke #short #chucknorris
Life insurance premiums are ba...
Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris was once on Celeb...
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.#joke #short #chucknorris