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Chuck Norris jokes (76 to 90)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 76 to 90. |
Chuck Norris qualified with a ...
Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.#joke #short #chucknorris
Rainbows are what happens when...
Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can speak braille...
Chuck Norris can speak braille.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can drink soup wi...
Chuck Norris can drink soup with a fork faster than you can beg for mercy.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can skip water on...
Chuck Norris can skip water on a rock.#joke #short #chucknorris
Every time a bell rings Chuck ...
Every time a bell rings Chuck Norris kills a bear.#joke #short #chucknorris
When Chuck Norris gives you th...
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.#joke #short #chucknorris
The reason newborn babies cry ...
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.#joke #short #chucknorris
Leading hand sanitizers claim ...
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris doesn't shower; h...
Chuck Norris doesn't shower; he only takes blood baths.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut...
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris once punched a ma...
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.#joke #short #chucknorris
A duck's quack does not echo. ...
A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his...
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth, he scares the plaque off each morning by snarling in the mirror.#joke #short #chucknorris
