Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.|
“After a gruelling wo
“After a gruelling workout the boxer was so tired he decided to drink a glass of punch and hit the sack.”
“When the goose hit D
“When the goose hit Dracula like a feather duster it was soon down for the Count.”
The Senility PrayerGod, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Brand new Christmas cracker jokes
1. What does Donald Trump do after he pulls a cracker?
Pays her off
Voted the best new Christmas cracker joke of 2018, author:Edinburgh teacher, Michael Hughes, 37 - the winner of the competition run by TV Channel Gold.
2. Why is Theresa May encouraging board games at Christmas?
Because she’s trying to bring back Chequers
3. Why has Debenhams been forced to cancel its Christmas nativity play?
4. What does Philip Green buy former employees for Christmas?
5. When do sheep practice their new dance?
While shepherds watched them floss by night
6. What’s the difference between the Love Island villa and the stable where Jesus was born?
The stable has had some wise men in it
7. Why does Kim Kardashian hate Christmas so much?
She’s always the butt of the Christmas cracker jokes
8. What is Meghan buying Harry, William and Charles for Christmas?
9. Why was everyone hungover after Roxanne Pallett’s Christmas Party?
She misjudged the strength of the punch
10. Why did Donald Trump invite Kanye West round to help with his Christmas presents?
Because Kanye is Trump’s favourite wrapper
11. What’s the biggest complaint about Network Rail’s Christmas seasoning?
They keep changing the thyme
12. Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year?
Because he’s tired of being in the single market
13. What’s the only thing that goes on longer than Christmas?
Harry and Meghan’s wedding preacher
14. What did Banksy serve with his Christmas turkey?
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Man: Just look at that young pMan: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
Bystander: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her father.
Bystander: I'm not. I'm her mother.
“I'm starting a new
“I'm starting a new cell phone company, our service carries the best signal, bar none.”
“After they stole my
“After they stole my car's catalytic converter I was fuming.”
“'I like to go with
“'I like to go with the flow', said the hydrologist, fluidly.”
dwain the tub i'm dwowning!!!!!!!!!
“Driving with one hea
“Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.”