Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“Beware of lumberjack

“Beware of lumberjacks bearing dull tools. They usually have an axe to grind!”

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“If your computer doe

“If your computer doesn't work, I might have some Bits and PCs that could help.”

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When Life Begins

There's a big controversy on the Jewish view of exactly when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
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My dog has an attitu...

“My dog has an attitude. He is a cocky spaniel.”

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Tool of thief, toy of queen....

Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed. What am I?
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The Buddha's Vacuum Cleaner

Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?A: Because he didn't have any attachments.
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Where do bulls excha...

“Where do bulls exchange their messages? On a bulletin board.”

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A ghoul that dines o...

“A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin.”

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Two Kinds of People

There are two kinds of people. Those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
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Answering Machine Message 27

Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra": Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached... (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
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How accurate is this?

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
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