Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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Fire Power

Them: "Why do you always carry a knife?"
Me: "The last time I tried to open a bag of chips with a 9mm, things didn’t go so well."

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Are Mexicans stubborn?

Are Mexicans stubborn?
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Look Out

I don’t always go the extra mile...
But when I do, it's because I missed my exit!

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The Frog and Cat Difference

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?
A frog croaks all the time, while a cat only nine times.

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What hides this stereogram?

Stereogram - 3D Image
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When I see acne it makes me vo

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It's a cyst-emetic reaction.
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A screaming, yelling mob were

A screaming, yelling mob were tearing up the High Street.
A policeman stops one runner, and asks, "What's happening?"
"A lion has escaped," he gasps.
"Which way did it go?" enquires the bobby.
"Well we're not bloody chasing it!"
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Rabbits On His Head

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!

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Would you walk into an unsuppo

Would you walk into an unsupported building? For most people, it's a matter of truss.
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Was Thoreau a

Was Thoreau a hermit?
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True Horror Story

Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.
The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."

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