Bossy Birds
How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They say “toucan do it.”
#joke #short
That year I had excruciating d
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.#joke #short
I just got a job running Old M
I just got a job running Old McDonald's farm. I'm the new CEIEIO.#joke #short
FLEX NERDLE
Guess the NERDLE in 6 tries. After each guess, the color of the tiles will change to show how close your guess was to the solution.
Baby Maybe
Saleswoman: "When this baby doll is put to bed, it goes to sleep just like a real baby."
Mrs. Williams: "Whoever made it didn't know much about real babies."
#joke #short
When the President of Harvard
When the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties.#joke #short
Family Genetics
The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?”
One student called out, “Wrinkles!”
#joke #short
The fil
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?#joke #short
I did a scientific study of st
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I'm just waiting for the lap results.#joke #short
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