Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.|
“Last year's bonfire
“Last year's bonfire permit has ex-pyred.”
The necrophiliac gold-digger mThe necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
A child comes home from his fiA child comes home from his first day at school.
His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."
“For years, the fad d
“For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums.”
Chess Knight Move
I'm afraid I will get olI'm afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
The game is designed for all ages and stimulate children's creativity and reasoning.
“What do you do when
“What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.”
Anyone cowardly enough to fireAnyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.
Anyone with a phablet is aAnyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
What does a skeleton order atWhat does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones.
Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.