“The horn player is s
“The horn player is sick. He has coronet virus.”
Get A Job
Interviewer: Your asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience.
Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I don't know what I'm doing.
Third Time the Charm
My dad walked me down the aisle at my third wedding.
He said, “I keep giving you away... and they keep giving you back!”
I love watching beards flourisI love watching beards flourish. I'm a neck-grow philiac.
Can you name the athletes by the picture?
Why was the soprano obsessed wWhy was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
“Our local wheat farm
“Our local wheat farmers had a flour-ishing harvest.”
If the Shoe Fits
"I stand corrected!"
... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmHear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That's nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
There was a Scottish King whoThere was a Scottish King who didn't love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
“What is another name
“What is another name for Korean cuisine? Seoul food.”