Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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People who sing off-key in the

People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
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“With all the concern

“With all the concern about plastic waste these days, it is easy to see why clingfilm gets such a bad wrap.”

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Change in Store

I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...
Clothes, but no cigar.

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There are Chinese food places

There are Chinese food places popping up along London's riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
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Who is the mysterious person i...

Who is the mysterious person in the picture?
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“I was sick of his po

“I was sick of his pointless stories, so I took an anecdote.”

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Want Another?

Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
“Want another?” asked the bartender.
“I think not,” Descartes replied. Then he disappeared.

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The bearded lady seems hairy,

The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.
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I got into a boring conversati

I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn't shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
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“What is claustrophob

“What is claustrophobia? An unnatural fear of jolly old St. Nick!”

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Pro-bestiality lobbyists alway

Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
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