Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.|
“The Genetic marker f
“The Genetic marker for people who are naturally bad at spelling can be found in those with blood Type-O.”
“We all just want to
“We all just want to belong. But some of us are short.”
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When I am told, "You'll regret that in the morning", I don't let it bother me.
Being a problem solver, I just sleep in till noon.
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
Most people will say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
An engineer will say, "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
Keeping School Clean
Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"
Student: "By staying at home?"
“Did you hear about t
“Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.”
Not expecting to do well on th...Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question: In any given year, and to the nearest ton, how much wheat did the United States export?
Smiling confidently, he wrote, "In 1492, none."
I was told that I wa...
“I was told that I was allergic to cats, but I have two and I'm feline fine!”