“Whenever I feel with
“Whenever I feel withdrawn, I call my bank to deposit my loose change.”
You said everything would be back to normal after June!
Do masoDo masochists enjoy their barbecue?
“My friend had a star
“My friend had a start at writing some moving poetry, but gave up when he couldn't find a good rhyme for 'U-Haul.'”
Find the right combination
Biology Teacher: Did you know that you have 60,000 miles of blood vessels in your body?
Little Johnny: No wonder I have tired blood.
My pet mouse Elvis died today...
He was caught in a trap.
“I couldn't beat the
“I couldn't beat the conundrums of my opponent in the contest!”
I enjoy fish on Yum KiI enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
The long arm
“The long arm of the law handcuffed the sleek fingered pickpocket!”