What Time Is It?
A man is bragging about his new hearing aid. "It's the best I've ever had," he says. "It cost $3,000."
His friend asks, "What kind is it?"
He says, "Half past four!"
When a woman wears leather cloWhen a woman wears leather clothing
A man's heart beats quicker
His throat gets dry
He goes weak in the knees
snd he begins to think irrationally
Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck!!!
Bumper Stickersif your going to ride my ass you might as well pull y hair.
when god said love thy enemie i dont think he ment kill them.
Let's Do It Again
After an MCAT exam, a father asks his son, "How did it go son?"
Young man, looking rather reproachful, replied, "It went well dad. In fact, it went so well that I will retake it again next year."
MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A+B+C
So grateful somebody invented window blinds...
Or it would be curtains for all of us!
The Right Answer
First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"
Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."
Dog at the Park
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
The manager who couldn'tThe manager who couldn't afford new pens obviously didn't have a Bic budget.
Make Up Your Mind
Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders...
Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.