Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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"Don't swallow these pills,"

"Don't swallow these pills," the doctor said, handing the overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."
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One Cup Every Morning

I have one cup of coffee every morning to start the day off right...
The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit!

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All Cleared Up

My 5 year old: "Do trees poop?"
Me: "Of course they do, that’s how we get #2 pencils."

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In Strict Confidence

"Did you tell her that what you said was in strict confidence?"
"No, I didn't want her to think it was important enough to repeat."

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Calculate the number 5547

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 5547 using numbers [7, 4, 2, 5, 95, 564] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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The Bearded Man

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that."

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They Were Everywhere

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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Your Resume Says

Interviewer: "Your resume says you take things too literally."
Me: “When the hell did my resume learn to talk?”

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A Break In Two Places

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.

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A Deer On the Way

My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”

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The Horseman

Son: "Gee pop, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath, catches hold of its tail and finishes up on the horse's neck!"
Dad: "That's easy... I did all that the first time I ever rode a horse."

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