What Time Is It?
A man is bragging about his new hearing aid. "It's the best I've ever had," he says. "It cost $3,000."
His friend asks, "What kind is it?"
He says, "Half past four!"
When a woman wears leather clo
When a woman wears leather clothingA man's heart beats quicker
His throat gets dry
He goes weak in the knees
snd he begins to think irrationally
Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck!!!
Bumper Stickers
if your going to ride my ass you might as well pull y hair.when god said love thy enemie i dont think he ment kill them.
Let's Do It Again
After an MCAT exam, a father asks his son, "How did it go son?"
Young man, looking rather reproachful, replied, "It went well dad. In fact, it went so well that I will retake it again next year."
MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A+B+C
Drape Alternative
So grateful somebody invented window blinds...
Or it would be curtains for all of us!
The Right Answer
First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"
Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."
Dog at the Park
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
The manager who couldn't
The manager who couldn't afford new pens obviously didn't have a Bic budget.Make Up Your Mind
Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders...
Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.