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Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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They Enjoy Their Coffee

Why do Dasher and Dancer enjoy coffee so much?
Because they're Santa's star bucks!

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It's just too hot to wear clo

It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"complained a man to his wife as he steppedout of the shower. "Honey, what do you thinkthe neighbours would say if I mowed the lawnlike this?"
she replied. "Probably that I married you foryour money."
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Don't overburden a littl

Don't overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he's liable to imp load.
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Hearing Loss

Patient: Doctor, I'm thinking that I may be losing my hearing.
Doctor: Can you tell me what you know of the symptoms?
Patient: Homer is bald and fat, Marge has blue hair...

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MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A*B-C

The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (3, 5, 6, 8, 17, 20, 22, 30, 31, 34, 36, 66, 69) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A*B-C.
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On Each Bicep

My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...
She is infringing on my right to bear arms!

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That Was A Threat

I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”
I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”

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NED: I have a knocker on my ho

NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
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Congratulate Them

When do you congratulate someone for their mistake?
On their Wedding Day!

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In fairy tale-land, if you cro

In fairy tale-land, if you cross a bridge, you have to pay the troll.
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Dangerous Exercising

I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.
My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...
It's too dangerous.

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