Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
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Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10. |
My Wife Is Mad
My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.
So I packed all my bags and right!
Children's Home
Father: Son, I donated all your toys to the children's home.
Son: Why did you do that?
Father: So you will not be bored there.
When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof...
When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof...
I WAS SHOCKED!
Author:Wonderland6914“My barber cut short
“My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads!”
Calculate the number 3280
Twins Girls
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
Complaining about price of cinema food
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.
I could almost afford a small popcorn.
Author:EdgarWronged on reddit“I did not know how t
“I did not know how to use the wood-smoothing tool, so had the woodworker explain it to me in plane language.”
A Week Off
“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“It’s May...”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
“My friend whose visi
“My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist.”
The Engineering Pilot
Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot?
In order to "land" himself a job!