APOLLOgizeWhenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must APOLLOgize.
How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They say “toucan do it.”
That year I had excruciating dThat year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
I just got a job running Old MI just got a job running Old McDonald's farm. I'm the new CEIEIO.
FLEX NERDLEGuess the NERDLE in 6 tries. After each guess, the color of the tiles will change to show how close your guess was to the solution.
Saleswoman: "When this baby doll is put to bed, it goes to sleep just like a real baby."
Mrs. Williams: "Whoever made it didn't know much about real babies."
When the President of HarvardWhen the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties.
The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?”
One student called out, “Wrinkles!”
The filThe film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
I did a scientific study of stI did a scientific study of strippers. Now I'm just waiting for the lap results.
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