Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
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Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10. |
“Did you hear about t
“Did you hear about the little girl who went upstairs to get some medicine? I think she's coming down with something.”
Four-Leaf Clover
Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
“What do you call a n
“What do you call a neighborhood where several authors live? A writers' block.”
Q: Where do sheep get thei
Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa baa shop!
“My favorite garden s
“My favorite garden store is having a sale on potting soil. It is now dirt cheap.”
Feeding Birdseed
Julia's mother asked her, "Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?"
"Because," Julia answered, "that's where my canary is."
My grandfather once told m
My grandfather once told me my generation relied too much on technology, I screamed to him that his dos and unplugged his life support