Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.|
“I thought I saw a le
“I thought I saw a leopard but it was just a dotted line.”
“The Black Death! Avo
“The Black Death! Avoid it like the plague!”
A Birthday WishLittle Sonia was shouting her prayers. "Please God send me a new doll for my birthday."Her mother, overhearing this, said, "Don't shout dear, God isn't deaf.""No, but Grandad is, and he's in the next room," Sonia replied.
When I die, I want to go peaceWhen I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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“Con game money is th
“Con game money is the grift of the grab.”
“Undertakers after a
“Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired!”
An Apocalyptic One-LinerEvery time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little just to be funny.
A Twist on 'Oy Vey!'Q: Have you heard the new Jews for Jesus prayer? A: Oy vey, Maria!
“Training in the morn
“Training in the morning makes you feel better in the long run.”