Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
  • Currently 9.54/10

Rating: 9.5/10 (113494)

Eels being friendly

“Groups of eels that value being friendly with one another are social morays.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 1.80/10

Rating: 1.8/10 (5)

Large store of jokes

“The comedian with a large store of jokes came fully quipped.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 6.50/10

Rating: 6.5/10 (4)

Letter to Grandma

"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?"
"Yes, Mom."
"Your handwriting seems very large, why is that?"
"Well, Grandma can't hear well, so I'm writing very loudly."

#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 6.71/10

Rating: 6.7/10 (7)

 Rhymes In Chemistry


CHEMISTRY RHYMES
Old Man Stokes
Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine
Who lived beside the Raleigh line;
Old anti-Stokes, his existance denied,
Lived never-the-less on the other side.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
  • Currently 1.57/10

Rating: 1.6/10 (7)

Hands she has but does not h...

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
CHECK ANSWER
Brain Teasers, puzzles, riddles, mathematical problems, mastermind, cinemania...

Leaving Things Unfinished

Mother: "Son, finish your breakfast. It's not good to leave things undone or unfinished."
Son: "Then I will go back to sleep."
Mother: "Why?"
Son: "Because I want to finish my sleep."

#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 4.67/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (6)

Funniest tweet at Edinburgh fringe and 6 shortlisted

“wis walkin home n someone threw a block of cheese oot their windee n it hit me on the head, i turned n shouted that wisna very mature wis it”

This Cheesy pun was deemed the best joke of Scottish Twitter by a panel of comedians on 2019 Edinburgh fringe.

@marcsimps0n posted Winning Joke tweet. on Sep 28, 2017.

Other shortlisted entries:

Dreadin the day someone gets down on one knee and asks me to marry them cos a have a hefty double chin when a look down - TM (twitter - @TeiganMair)

Canny believe how expensive being alive is - Nicole Baird (@Nicolebairdd_X)

Mental that yer nipples are older than yer teeth - Danny Gilmartin(@DannyGilmartin1)

Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I’ve came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend. - Flanny (@LiamFlannigan1)

Also, check out The best Joke of 2019 Edinburgh fringe, alongside nine more jokes that almost won.
#joke #pun #short #fringe #fringe2019 #fringefestival #edinburghpringe
Joke | Source: Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
  • Currently 3.60/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

She would marry one day

“Doris dreamed she would marry one day. She indeed did and became Doris Day.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 3.75/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (8)

Peace and quiet

My partner asked me if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

So I took the battery out of the smoke detector

Posted by Offlinecapt k on July 29, 2016, on https://www.redandwhitekop.com forum "Jokes so bad they're funny"

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
  • Currently 8.36/10

Rating: 8.4/10 (14)

Eecho from ridge

“He said I could never get an echo from his ridge, but I called his bluff.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 3.17/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (6)

Healthy Advice

People’s parents actually give them sage advice, like “Do what you love, and the money will follow” or “The early bird gets the worm.”
All I remember is, “Don’t fill up on bread.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 4.25/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (4)

NEXT PAGE
Follow jokes of the day on social networks
NOTE: All jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from. Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from.
This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. Some are essential to help the site properly. Others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience. See our privacy policy.

Jokes Archive