What did the truckload of shee
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?#joke #short
The Time Traveler
A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
#joke #short #walksintoabar
Hard Work
When I was young, I was poor...
But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
#joke #short
The pun
The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it's my rye-bald sense of humour!”#joke #short
Remove 5 letters from this seq...
Remove 5 letters from this sequence (AOMEEDIUCATIOEN) to reveal a familiar English word.
Mozart thought he was God. Whe
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”#joke #short
Perpetual Voter
I may not be around in 2084...
But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!
#joke #short
I invited the Dalai Lama over
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I'm willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.#joke #short
Don't touch my elbow! Do
Don't touch my elbow! Do it and I'll have you charged with arm rubbery.#joke #short
I Went To A Wise Man
I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, "He who knows and knows he knows, knows not. He who knows not and knows he knows not, knows."
I don't know who's going to do my taxes next year, but I know it won't be him again.
#joke #short