Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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Two wives were airing their tr

Two wives were airing their troubles.
"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first. "My husband and I just don't get along."
"Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?" asked the second.
"I would if I could catch him at it," replied the first.
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She Said I Was Immature

My wife told me I was immature...
So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.

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Pulled A Muscle

I pulled a muscle digging for gold...
No worries though, it's just a miner injury.

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Daily Routine

I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.
If they ask what I do, I answer, "You know, stuff."

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Flat as a leaf, round as a r...

Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing. What is it?
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Brain Teasers, puzzles, riddles, mathematical problems, mastermind, cinemania...

My First Shot

Took my first shot today! So excited, and my next one is in 2 weeks.
It was a hard choice with so many options.
I chose the tequila one.

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Neighborhood Watch Program

I joined our neighborhood watch program last night...
There’s 30 of us though so I only get to wear it 1 day a month.

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A man took off with his family

A man took off with his family to tour the country. When he returned, his next door neighbour asked how he enjoyed the vacation.
"Well," he replied, "have you ever spent three weeks in a mini-van with those you thought you loved?"
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Dentist Knows Best

Dentist: "You need a crown."
Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."

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Shrinking Clothes

“Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.”
“No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”

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Change the Subject

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

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