We believe in rights for littlWe believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
The Magician and Little Johnny
Mr. Magic: I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.
Little Johnny: That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.
Do thosDo those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?
Fashion victims? Those with tiFashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.
She Takes the Stairs
My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...
I guess we are raised differently.
The Romans used devastating woThe Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
Which Transylvanian despot hadWhich Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
“I tried to mine diam
“I tried to mine diamonds but all I found was chalcedony, I'm sard to say.”