Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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The government wants to crimin

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
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How many surrealists does it t

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
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No more tasteless puns about M

No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
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Poodle: “My life is a mess.

Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”
Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”
Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
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Calculate the number 2999

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2999 using numbers [6, 2, 5, 1, 97, 264] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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“The way he fawned ov

“The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.”

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Who was the murderer in Celebr

Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
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Definition of Myrrh...

Definition of Myrrh...
Myrrh: i. a type of perfume or incense;
ii. the second gift of the Magi;
iii. a great scrabble word when you are out of vowels.
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“Can a well-rounded i

“Can a well-rounded individual become flattered?”

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Kevin Hart: When You Lost a Fight to Your Woman

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
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