Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“'There is no presen

“'There is no present like the thyme,' said the cook.”

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Working on Christmas?

Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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“The man working in a

“The man working in a dowel factory has his job pegged.”

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Adam & Eve Jokes for Kids

Q. At what time of day was Adam created?A. A little before Eve. Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?A. No, it was an apple. Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
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Calculate the number 3315

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 3315 using numbers [7, 7, 3, 7, 31, 841] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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A man goes to the eye doctor.

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
The man replies, "No, just spots."
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“Doughnut, that word

“Doughnut, that word has a certain ring to it.”

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 Answering Machine Message 172


Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.

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Teacher: "Can someone tell me

Teacher: "Can someone tell me what an 'operetta' is?"
Student: "Easy. It's a woman who works for the phone company."
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“The floor was so dus

“The floor was so dusty that it seemed to be suffering from sweep deprivation.”

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Snow Days

A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just prayed for more snow."
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