“Ratify is how a witc
“Ratify is how a witch turns a person into a rodent.”
“The gymnast's feat
“The gymnast's feat of jumping on asymmetrical bars remains unparalleled!”
What a winning combination?
Why Does It Rain
Little Johnny: "Why does it rain, dad?"
Father: "To make the flowers grow and the grass and the trees."
Little Johnny: "So why does it rain on the sidewalk?"
Tried to Resist
What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
“The retired weaver l
“The retired weaver liked to watch Star Trek and Lassie re-runs, dividing his leisure time between the warp and the woof.”
What Do You Do?
Her: What do you do?
Me: I race cars.
Her: Do you win many races?
Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.
“The New England arti
“The New England artist just brushed it aside when people gave her the nickname Yankee Doodle.”
Teacher: How can we get some cTeacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.