Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“The Genetic marker f

“The Genetic marker for people who are naturally bad at spelling can be found in those with blood Type-O.”

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Counting Sheep

Accountant: "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
Doctor: "Have you tried counting sheep?"
Accountant: "Yes, and that's the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"

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“We all just want to

“We all just want to belong. But some of us are short.”

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The bakery was so wr...

“The bakery was so wrapped up in decorating for Christmas that they even decorated their website's cookies.”

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Remove 4 letters from this seq...

Remove 4 letters from this sequence (BROJTHUERUE) to reveal a familiar English word.
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Problem Solved

When I am told, "You'll regret that in the morning", I don't let it bother me.
Being a problem solver, I just sleep in till noon.

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If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It

Most people will say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
An engineer will say, "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

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Keeping School Clean

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"
Student: "By staying at home?"

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“Did you hear about t

“Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.”

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Not expecting to do well on th...

Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question: In any given year, and to the nearest ton, how much wheat did the United States export?
Smiling confidently, he wrote, "In 1492, none."
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I was told that I wa...

“I was told that I was allergic to cats, but I have two and I'm feline fine!”

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