Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“Last year's bonfire

“Last year's bonfire permit has ex-pyred.”

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The necrophiliac gold-digger m

The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
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A child comes home from his fi

A child comes home from his first day at school.
His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."
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“For years, the fad d

“For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums.”

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Chess Knight Move

Find the country and its capital city, using the move of a chess knight. First letter is N. Length of words in solution: 5,5,8.
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I'm afraid I will get ol

I'm afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
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The goal of the game is to color all the 25 squares. Clicking will invert clors of all the sqauers within the shape of pattern.
The game is designed for all ages and stimulate children's creativity and reasoning.

“What do you do when

“What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.”

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Anyone cowardly enough to fire

Anyone cowardly enough to fire a nanny needs to grow au pair.
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Anyone with a phablet is a

Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
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What does a skeleton order at

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones.
Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
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Bovines make me nervous. I don

Bovines make me nervous. I don't trust cow herds.
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