Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“Did you hear about t

“Did you hear about the little girl who went upstairs to get some medicine? I think she's coming down with something.”

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Tickles

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!

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Four-Leaf Clover

Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

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Visions Of The Future

A man went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, I keep having visions of the future.”
“When did these start?”
“Next Thursday.”

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Find number abc

If c7c44 - c4ca7 = b017 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
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Blood Tests

Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?
So that he could eliminate type-O's.

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“What do you call a n

“What do you call a neighborhood where several authors live? A writers' block.”

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Q: Where do sheep get thei

Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa baa shop!

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“My favorite garden s

“My favorite garden store is having a sale on potting soil. It is now dirt cheap.”

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Feeding Birdseed

Julia's mother asked her, "Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?"
"Because," Julia answered, "that's where my canary is."

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My grandfather once told m

My grandfather once told me my generation relied too much on technology, I screamed to him that his dos and unplugged his life support

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