Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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They Say I'm Condescending

People say I'm condescending...
That means I talk down to people.

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A man is in a restaurant where

A man is in a restaurant where a pianist is playing in a corner.
"Do you play things on request?" calls the man to the pianist.
"Oh yes, sir," says the pianist.
"Great," says the man. "Play dominoes."
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Don't Do It Sam

Everyone told Sam not to sing...
But Samsung anyway.

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Relationship Denial

I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.
She's hallucinating.
She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.

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Can you name the athletes by the picture?

Can you name the athletes by the picture?
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When You Can't Spell

Teacher: What is a synonym?
Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!

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Help for the Sleeping Problems

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”

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Wooden Leg Smith

An elderly man went to his friend's house to have a little chitchat. Then, he told his friend, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
His friend then asked, "So what's the name of the other leg?"

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It's So Cold

It's so cold here...
That the local flasher is running up to people describing himself!

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Second Opinion

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils have to come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

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Ted and Julie go to bed with e

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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