Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.|
Eye alone knoEye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.
Loaned out your sports car? WhLoaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
“Silver. Pretty solid
“Silver. Pretty solid.”
Just because I kissed an IrishJust because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.
What a winning combination?
“What do you call a r
“What do you call a rich barber? A shearholder.”
A lady noticed her husband staA lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
There should be no tax on stupThere should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.
“I was going to tell
“I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but I can't find the end.”
How does the Devil welcome youHow does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
“When Darth Vader tur
“When Darth Vader turned his back on the dark side and joined a monastery he still wore black robes, out of force of habit.”