Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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Do down and out actors end up

Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
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  • Currently 2.00/10

Rating: 2.0/10 (4)

The Barber Wins

And the unexpected winner of the race was...
The Barber... however he did do a short cut.

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If God is a Dog, then say a pr

If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
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  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

Start With A Joke

The boss asked Mark to start the presentation with a joke.
He shared his paycheck as the first slide.

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Calculate the number 2885

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2885 using numbers [8, 3, 1, 9, 58, 796] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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Pamela: I've seen your face s

Pamela: I've seen your face somewhere before.
Ron: How odd.
Pamela: Yes, it certainly is.
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Rating: 2.0/10 (4)

Crime of Silence

A friend of mine got kidnapped by a group of mimes...
They did unspeakable things to him!

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Life can be so confusing. It w

Life can be so confusing. It was only after purchasing a dolphin made of glass that I had any clarity of porpoise.
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  • Currently 6.50/10

Rating: 6.5/10 (4)

Everyone seems to be moving to

Everyone seems to be moving to the Middle East. It's a case of the Bahrain drain.
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I believe that, despite its na

I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue' should be taken seriously. But then again – I'm an epoxy moron.
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Grocery Shopping Danger

Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...
I believe he was a stalker.

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