Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
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Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10. |
Working on Christmas?
Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.#joke #short #christmas
Adam & Eve Jokes for Kids
Q. At what time of day was Adam created?A. A little before Eve. Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?A. No, it was an apple. Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.#joke #short
Calculate the number 3315
NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 3315 using numbers [7, 7, 3, 7, 31, 841] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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Answering Machine Message 172
Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.
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Teacher: "Can someone tell me
Teacher: "Can someone tell me what an 'operetta' is?"Student: "Easy. It's a woman who works for the phone company."
#joke #short
“The floor was so dus
“The floor was so dusty that it seemed to be suffering from sweep deprivation.”
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Snow Days
A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just prayed for more snow."#joke #short