Holiday Help
"How's the new turkey you hired on as temp IT Assistant?"
"Well, she's good at de-bugging, and works for chickenfeed. But her typing is atrocious--all she can do is hunt & peck."
#joke #short
Teachers On Patrol
Teacher: I hope I didn't just see you looking at Harry's paper, Raymond!
Raymond: I hope so too, teacher!
#joke #short
Hungry novelists enjoy dinner
Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.#joke #short
Remove 5 letters from this seq...
Remove 5 letters from this sequence (SIEIPHARATUGION) to reveal a familiar English word.
20/20 vision
She: "Honey, I don't like you with the new glasses on."
He: "But sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."
She: "True, but I do."
#joke #short
I went to a Japanese food plac
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while' side.#joke #short
Authority Figure
A man with authority walks into a bar.
He orders everyone a round.
#joke #short #walksintoabar
People with diabetes shouldn&#
People with diabetes shouldn't fool around. No more hanky pancreas!#joke #short
Soup of the Gods
I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...
It was a broth of fresh air!
#joke #short
A Lumberjack Keeps Track
A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.
"How do you know exactly how many" I replied.
“Easy, I keep a log..."
#joke #short
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