Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“Whenever I feel with

“Whenever I feel withdrawn, I call my bank to deposit my loose change.”

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Liar Liar

You said everything would be back to normal after June!
Ju-Lyed!

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Do maso

Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?
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“My friend had a star

“My friend had a start at writing some moving poetry, but gave up when he couldn't find a good rhyme for 'U-Haul.'”

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Find the right combination

The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
CHECK ANSWER
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60,000 Miles

Biology Teacher: Did you know that you have 60,000 miles of blood vessels in your body?
Little Johnny: No wonder I have tired blood.

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Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

Pet Mouse

My pet mouse Elvis died today...
He was caught in a trap.

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“I couldn't beat the

“I couldn't beat the conundrums of my opponent in the contest!”

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I enjoy fish on Yum Ki

I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
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The long arm

“The long arm of the law handcuffed the sleek fingered pickpocket!”

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Yoga can be dangerous. If you&

Yoga can be dangerous. If you're dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
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