Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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By definition, miming is not

By definition, miming is not aloud.
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My friend Amelia is depressed

My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
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Good Old Grandpa

Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens...
Great man, horrible cabinet maker.

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The robbery at the Saudi garme

The robbery at the Saudi garment factory was an inside hijab.
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Calculate the number 3282

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 3282 using numbers [9, 9, 9, 3, 28, 155] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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Self-Centered

People call me self-centered...
But that’s enough about them.

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Anime films are universally Anime films are universally Japanned by critics.
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I chewed too much tobacco so I

I chewed too much tobacco so I switched to sore gum.
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The private detective looked f

The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
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Whenever I go to a saliva bar,

Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick. 
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Tylenol gives me hallucination

Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
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