Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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Brewery workers dema...

“Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management.”

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When the baker is ha...

“When the baker is happy, what does he do? Abundance.”

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What kind of bathing...

“What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear? A zucchini.”

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My cousin Henry love...

“My cousin Henry loves automotive history. He never gets tired of studying it. He gets Benz out of shape if you say his hobby is a waste of time. It occupies his every spare moment.”

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What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and a half goat?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and a half goat?
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How would you charac...

“How would you characterize really awful chicken rhymes? Paltry poultry poetry.”

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Teacher: Whats the meaning of

Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Bambalakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I don't understand anything you said.
Student: Same here.
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“Impatience can be at

“Impatience can be attributed to loss of wait!”

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“How would you charac

“How would you characterize a devious soviet pollinator spy? A KGB.”

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“The professional gol

“The professional golfer's iron deficiency caused him to become anemic. There was no fairway to tell him that in less than fore months his golf career would be over.”

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“In the mud room was

“In the mud room was a shoe rack shaped like a dinner fork, with a sign over it: 'These are the tines that dry men's soles.'”

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