Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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Deciding what Christ...

“Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.”

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 Answering Machine Message 227


(Aussie accent:) Hi, how 'ya goin', listen, I'm not here, but I tell ya what, this anserin' machine is so clever, I kid you not, if you don't leave a message -- it'll ring 'ya back and ask for one! Bye.

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Don't fondle anyone insi

Don't fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That's perv jury.
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When the musician go...

“When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.”

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Can you name the athletes by the picture?

Can you name the athletes by the picture?
CHECK ANSWER
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When you give people lethal pr

When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
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I can't go to Chinese re

I can't go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
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A six-year-old boy called his...

A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.
"But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."
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A Good Homily

Q: How long should a good homily be?
A: It should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to keep you interested.
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Hemingway was fascinated by ag...

Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.
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What do dogs do afte...

“What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?
They get their masters.”

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