Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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A proof

“A mathematician once found a proof so shocking that it almost gave him a corollary.”

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Tough First Day

First day as a police officer...
Captain: "Why did you call for back up?"
Me: "There was a fly in my car."
S.W.A.T. Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do?"

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A patient complained to the do

A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out.
"Won't you give me something to keep it in?" he begged.
"Take this," the doctor said kindly, and he handed the patient a pill box.
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Friar Gilbert Gottfried Roasts George Takei at the Friars Club

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Joke | Source: Friars Club - For over 25 years the Sunshine Committee has been providing entertainment, companionship and love to children's and senior citizens centers in the NY area.
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Calculate the number 9712

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 9712 using numbers [3, 7, 4, 6, 16, 962] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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“The homeless man alw

“The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it!”

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Food Critic

Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password...
It’s not stroganoff!

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Helium balloon business

“Helium balloon business reaches new heights after customers speak highly of it.”

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The Joys of Basic Training

My MTI (Military Training Instructor) once told me that I was outstanding...
I thanked him...
He then said that I was out standing in the sun too long and it affected my brain.

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 Answering Machine Message 211


As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality. You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The telephone is next to an answering machine... You hear a faint click and a light flashes on the answering machine... You hear a beep...

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The Rat Pack – Friars All

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Joke | Source: Friars Club - For over 25 years the Sunshine Committee has been providing entertainment, companionship and love to children's and senior citizens centers in the NY area.
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