I refuse to add yeast to my br
I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.#joke #short
Renegade theologians are now a
Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother's sister was the Auntie Christ.#joke #short
Why would the girthsome fellow
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?#joke #short
Desert Food
Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips.
"We're saved!" shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times.
It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
#joke #short
Calculate the number 1366
NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 1366 using numbers [6, 4, 2, 5, 20, 836] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
The spread of testicular cance
The spread of testicular cancer has reached epididymis proportions.#joke #short
The Big Man Upstairs
Teacher: What are you grateful for?
Megan: I’m grateful for the big man upstairs.
Little Johnny: Not me, the big man upstairs drives me nuts! He practices river dancing every night for an hour.
#joke #short
Teepees threaten to proliferat
Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.#joke #short
Two Guitarists
What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.
#joke #short
Imams don't like it when
Imams don't like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.#joke #short
I saw a live witchcraft perfor
I saw a live witchcraft performance last night. They had me spellbound. Those ladies did a hex of a job.#joke #short