Bungee jumping is an expensiveBungee jumping is an expensive sport. There's no such thing as a free lunge.
“I knew a chemist who
“I knew a chemist who use to periodically build tables.”
Leave Me Alone
The Lee family has been really stressing me out!
Perhaps you know them...
Emotional Lee, Physical Lee, Mental Lee and let’s not forget Financial Lee!
“My electrician's fa
“My electrician's favorite philosopher is Voltaire.”
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Accountants have a accAccountants have a accrued sense of humour.
“In the 17th century
“In the 17th century people first began eating ice cream. It was also the century where people first heard the music of Handel and Bach. It was truly a suite time.”
“When the hockey seas
“When the hockey season was suspended our Zamboni driver went missing. We weren't worried as we knew he would resurface.”
Q. Would yourQ. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children's songs?
“The butcher asked if
“The butcher asked if I wanted my meat measured in pounds or kilograms. I said either weigh would do.”
New Cat Alarm
So a burglar broke into my house...
I put the red dot on his chest and my cat did the rest!