Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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My hens are in cages...

“My hens are in cages stacked one above the other - that is why they are called layers.”

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Born-Again Hindu

A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. "The thing is," argued the frustrated Christian, "you have to be born again!" "But I have been born again!" insisted the Hindu. "And again and again and again ..."
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To the thief who stole my pill...

To the thief who stole my pillow, know this. I will not rest until I find you.
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Never take a nail to...

“Never take a nail to a bar. They tend to get hammered.”

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Sometimes I move fast, Somet...

Sometimes I move fast, Sometimes I move slow; But my speed is truly constant, And nowhere I go. What am I?
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I came home & my dog peed a li...

I came home & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I am surrounded by fakes.
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Did you hear about t...

“Did you hear about the doctor who was going from full time to part time? He was either losing his patients or getting a bit out of practice.”

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 Answering Machine Message 125


Sorry... I'm far too depressed to come to the phone. If you can be bothered, leave a message after the sound of the gunshot, and maybe somebody will call you I guess... (BANG!)

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Livelihood is an ene...

“Livelihood is an energetic gangster.”

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Why are brain surgeo...

“Why are brain surgeons ambitious? They want to get a head.”

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Due to the cabbage c...

“Due to the cabbage crop failure it was really hard to get ahead!”

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