Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.|
"Excuse me, but does this bus"Excuse me, but does this bus go to the football game?"
"No, it doesn't."
"But, there's an ad for the game on the front of the bus."
"Yes, and there's an ad for Boston Baked Beans on the back of the bus, but we ain't goin' to Boston, neither."
“I may not have been
“I may not have been chaste but I've never been caught.”
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
Dad, will you help me with my homework?"
"I'm sorry," replied the father. "It wouldn't be right."
"Well, " said the boy, "at least you could try."
What a winning combination?
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a nature history lesson.
'Worker ants,' she told them, 'can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?'
One child was ready with the answer, 'They don't have a union?'
The game is designed for all ages and stimulate children's creativity and reasoning.
“What did the tree sa
“What did the tree say to the bush? That's vine with me.”
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
2017 Math Class Response
The math teacher saw that Daphne wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on her and said, 'Daphne! What are 7 and 2, and 28 and 44?'
Daphne quickly replied, 'ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!'
“Moonshine is distill
“Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection?”