What did the truckload of sheeWhat did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
The Time Traveler
A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
When I was young, I was poor...
But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
The punThe punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it's my rye-bald sense of humour!”
Remove 5 letters from this seq...
Mozart thought he was God. WheMozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
I may not be around in 2084...
But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!
I invited the Dalai Lama overI invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I'm willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
Don't touch my elbow! DoDon't touch my elbow! Do it and I'll have you charged with arm rubbery.
I Went To A Wise Man
I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, "He who knows and knows he knows, knows not. He who knows not and knows he knows not, knows."
I don't know who's going to do my taxes next year, but I know it won't be him again.