Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
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Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10. |
“William Tell and his
“William Tell and his family used to be league bowlers - but now that the records have been lost, it is difficult to determine for whom the Tells bowled.”
Baby cows make good friends, a
Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.Am I A Bad Father?
Johnathan asked his young son, 'Greg, do you think I’m a bad father?'
'My name is Andrew,' replied his son.
“Lead would be great
“Lead would be great for making electric guitars. After all, it is a heavy metal.”
Cleaning mud can lead to a
Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It's a slippery slop.
Cowboy's Canine
A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The passerby asked him why a cowboy would own that kind of dog.
The cowboy answered, "Well, somebody told me to get along little doggie."
Anyone who can't make di
Anyone who can't make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.“I went to a bakery t
“I went to a bakery that advertised 'All Cakes £1'. I took one to the counter - the shop assistant said, '£2 please. That's Madeira cake'”