Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.|
My Wife Is Mad
My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.
So I packed all my bags and right!
Father: Son, I donated all your toys to the children's home.
Son: Why did you do that?
Father: So you will not be bored there.
“My barber cut short
“My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads!”
Calculate the number 3280
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
“I did not know how t
“I did not know how to use the wood-smoothing tool, so had the woodworker explain it to me in plane language.”
“My friend whose visi
“My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist.”
The Engineering Pilot
Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot?
In order to "land" himself a job!