Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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The trigonometrist needed a...

The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn't want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
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“Hair stylists are tr

“Hair stylists are truly a braid a part.”

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Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
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A woman goes into a butcher's

A woman goes into a butcher's...
"I'd like an oxtail please".
"Certainly", replies the butcher, "Once upon a time there was an ox..."
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Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
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Teflon has been around since a

Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
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Chess Knight Move

Find the country and its capital city, using the move of a chess knight. First letter is R. Length of words in solution: 8,2,3,5,11.
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“How would you descri

“How would you describe a dachshund standing on top of a sundial? Short on time.”

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Never get in a situp contest w

Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
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Lucky Me

I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me...
The second one didn't!

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Rating: 5.4/10 (9)

The worst bag

I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.

It was… the worst case scenario.

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Soup vs Chowder

“What is the difference between a soup and a chowder?

The soup is quieter while the chowder makes a clamor.”

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Finding Accountants

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"
The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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