“The gymnast's feat
“The gymnast's feat of jumping on asymmetrical bars remains unparalleled!”
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Why Does It Rain
Little Johnny: "Why does it rain, dad?"
Father: "To make the flowers grow and the grass and the trees."
Little Johnny: "So why does it rain on the sidewalk?"
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“The retired weaver l
“The retired weaver liked to watch Star Trek and Lassie re-runs, dividing his leisure time between the warp and the woof.”
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What Do You Do?
Her: What do you do?
Me: I race cars.
Her: Do you win many races?
Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.
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“The New England arti
“The New England artist just brushed it aside when people gave her the nickname Yankee Doodle.”
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Teacher: How can we get some c
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
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