Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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My Wife Is Mad

My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.
So I packed all my bags and right!

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Children's Home

Father: Son, I donated all your toys to the children's home.
Son: Why did you do that?
Father: So you will not be bored there.

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When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof...

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof...

I WAS SHOCKED!

Author:Wonderland6914
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  • Currently 2.33/10

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“My barber cut short

“My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads!”

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Calculate the number 3280

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 3280 using numbers [8, 5, 8, 3, 61, 567] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
CHECK ANSWER
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Twins Girls

My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.

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Complaining about price of cinema food

If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.

I could almost afford a small popcorn.

Author:EdgarWronged on reddit
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“I did not know how t

“I did not know how to use the wood-smoothing tool, so had the woodworker explain it to me in plane language.”

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A Week Off

“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“It’s May...”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

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“My friend whose visi

“My friend whose vision is deteriorating has a blind faith in his ophthalmologist.”

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The Engineering Pilot

Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot?
In order to "land" himself a job!

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