I refuse to add yeast to my brI refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
Renegade theologians are now aRenegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother's sister was the Auntie Christ.
Why would the girthsome fellowWhy would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips.
"We're saved!" shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times.
It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
Calculate the number 1366
The Big Man Upstairs
Teacher: What are you grateful for?
Megan: I’m grateful for the big man upstairs.
Little Johnny: Not me, the big man upstairs drives me nuts! He practices river dancing every night for an hour.
Teepees threaten to proliferatTeepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.
What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.