Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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I refuse to add yeast to my br

I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
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Renegade theologians are now a

Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother's sister was the Auntie Christ.
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Why would the girthsome fellow

Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
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Desert Food

Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips.
"We're saved!" shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times.
It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

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Calculate the number 1366

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 1366 using numbers [6, 4, 2, 5, 20, 836] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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The spread of testicular cance

The spread of testicular cancer has reached epididymis proportions.
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The Big Man Upstairs

Teacher: What are you grateful for?
Megan: I’m grateful for the big man upstairs.
Little Johnny: Not me, the big man upstairs drives me nuts! He practices river dancing every night for an hour.

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Teepees threaten to proliferat

Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.
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Two Guitarists

What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.

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Imams don't like it when

Imams don't like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
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I saw a live witchcraft perfor

I saw a live witchcraft performance last night. They had me spellbound. Those ladies did a hex of a job.
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