Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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What did the truckload of shee

What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
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The Time Traveler

A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.

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Hard Work

When I was young, I was poor...
But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young.

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The pun

The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it's my rye-bald sense of humour!”
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Remove 5 letters from this seq...

Remove 5 letters from this sequence (AOMEEDIUCATIOEN) to reveal a familiar English word.
CHECK ANSWER
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Mozart thought he was God. Whe

Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
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Perpetual Voter

I may not be around in 2084...
But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!

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I invited the Dalai Lama over

I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I'm willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
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Don't touch my elbow! Do

Don't touch my elbow! Do it and I'll have you charged with arm rubbery.
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I Went To A Wise Man

I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, "He who knows and knows he knows, knows not. He who knows not and knows he knows not, knows."
I don't know who's going to do my taxes next year, but I know it won't be him again.

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According to a study, According to a study, Julius had strokes, not epilepsy. So don't call him Caesar.
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