Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“I thought I saw a le

“I thought I saw a leopard but it was just a dotted line.”

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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

“The Black Death! Avo

“The Black Death! Avoid it like the plague!”

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  • Currently 3.60/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

A Birthday Wish

Little Sonia was shouting her prayers. "Please God send me a new doll for my birthday."Her mother, overhearing this, said, "Don't shout dear, God isn't deaf.""No, but Grandad is, and he's in the next room," Sonia replied.
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Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
  • Currently 5.40/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (5)

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When I die, I want to go peace

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
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Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

Replace asterisk symbols with ...

Replace asterisk symbols with a letters (****I*G ***D*) and guess the name of musician band. Length of words in solution: 7,5.
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“Con game money is th

“Con game money is the grift of the grab.”

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Rating: 2.9/10 (7)

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“Undertakers after a

“Undertakers after a hard day's work are dead tired!”

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Rating: 1.8/10 (5)

An Apocalyptic One-Liner

Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little just to be funny.
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Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
  • Currently 3.75/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (8)

“Sawbones is what hap

“Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray.”

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A Twist on 'Oy Vey!'

Q: Have you heard the new Jews for Jesus prayer? A: Oy vey, Maria!
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Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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Rating: 5.3/10 (3)

“Training in the morn

“Training in the morning makes you feel better in the long run.”

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