Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.|
First day at school...
The child comes home from his first day at school.
His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."
I'm tired of maintainingI'm tired of maintaining a state of hypervigilance. You might say ambushed.
Answering Machine Message 50
Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks that he/she accidentally dialed long distance.
Remove 4 letters from this seq...
“A quarter-acre of un
“A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.”
Al Madrigal: Sketchy WaterfallNear my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it.
Overcharged? Sue for mOvercharged? Sue for mal feesance.
“The petroleum indust
“The petroleum industry is exploiting shale to extract fuel or a reasonable fracksimile.”
“I was really on fire
“I was really on fire when I got my third degree!”
“I couldn't think of
“I couldn't think of a grate cheese pun so I thought a mature one would brie better.”