Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.|
Can't Go Home Again
I went back to my home town a decided to visit the house I grew up in.
I ask the occupants if I could come inside. They said, 'No!'
My parents can be so grouchy some times.
I can spread, butter...
“I can spread, butter won't.”
Ethiopian dictator puns are...Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
Jim Gaffigan: Lazy for No ReasonYou ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor -- you ever just look at the letter and go, 'Hm, looks like they're never getting this. Takes too much energy to go outside.'
The doorbell rings. A man open...The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
The man says, "Sure you can." And he closes the door.
The game is designed for all ages and stimulate children's creativity and reasoning.
“Oncology is the stud
“Oncology is the study of car horns.”
Did Fred AstaireroDid Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Answering Machine Message 57
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
A man goes into a travel agentA man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China.
"Peking?" asked the travel agent.
"No, I want to have a good look around."
“Where do baby spoons
“Where do baby spoons come from? The spork delivers them.”