Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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The meat market had...

“The meat market had a special on pork prices, the sign said ham me downs.”

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This garment is made...

“This garment is made out of the feathers of starving parrots. It's polypropylene.”

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2 Men in 1 Night

My sister was with two men in one night.
She could hardly walk after that.
Can you imagine? Two dinners!

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“I spilt vinegar all

“I spilt vinegar all over myself - it was quite a sour day.”

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MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A*B-C

The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (9, 10, 15, 18, 19, 24, 42, 43, 48, 51) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A*B-C.
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I was on the Subway

I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks ‘Are you reading that?'
I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.

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Joke | Source: Friars Club - For over 25 years the Sunshine Committee has been providing entertainment, companionship and love to children's and senior citizens centers in the NY area.
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The goal of the game is to color all the 25 squares. Clicking will invert clors of all the sqauers within the shape of pattern.
The game is designed for all ages and stimulate children's creativity and reasoning.

In the vinyl analysi...

“In the vinyl analysis, plastic waste in the ocean poses a serious threat to marine life.”

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 Do You See The Dead Bird?


A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

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Pierced Ears and Marriage

Q. Why are Jewish men with pierced ears well prepared for marriage? A. Because they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.- Joke shared by Beliefnet member BeliefnetSabee
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Dead Atheist

Q: What do you call a dead atheist? A: Someone all dressed up with nowhere to go! - Joke shared by Beliefnet member sharohio
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Why couldn't the pi...

“Why couldn't the pig see his house? He had a sty in his eye.”

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