Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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My friends asked me to go camping, so I made a list of the things I would need:
“1. New friends.”

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I won't play music for m

I won't play music for my friend Monica. I don't want to harm Monica.
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An eight-year-old kid swaggere

An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded of the barmaid, "Give me a double Scotch on the rocks."
"What do you want to do, get me in trouble?" the barmaid asked.
"Maybe later," the kid said. "Right now, I just want the Scotch."
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Incoming Projectiles

I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!'
I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..."
And then it hit me.

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Find number abc

If bbaa7 + 9a6ca = bc6c5b find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
CHECK ANSWER
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They ki

They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
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The coolest ‘river-fishi

The coolest ‘river-fishing' themed restaurant has hip waiters.
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The rich aunt was disappointed

The rich aunt was disappointed and said to her nephew, "I'm sorry you don't like your gift. I asked you if you preferred a large check or a small check."
"I know, Auntie," the nephew said contritely, "but I didn't know you were talking about neckties."
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Pecans, Walnuts, or Peanuts

I asked the three-year-old what he likes to eat.
“Nuts,” he replied.
“Great,” I said. “What kind, pecans? Walnuts? Peanuts?"
“No,” she said with a smile, “donuts!”

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I'd like to build a barn

I'd like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
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Bit Harsh I Thought

"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
"I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me.
Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.

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