Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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“Driving with one hea

“Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.”

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"Who likes music?" asks a comm

"Who likes music?" asks a commander.
Two soldiers step forward.
"OK you two. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."
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“He fought against th

“He fought against the whirlpool until he was completely drained.”

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“The liquor store was

“The liquor store was burgled with no sign of a break in, no fingerprints and only spirits were taken. Police suspect it was a polter-heist.”

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Find number abc

If 8c4aa - ab553 = 2b9c3 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
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“I have a seamstress

“I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humor. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.”

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“Since I changed the

“Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.”

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A man boarded a plane with 6 k

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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“A donation is a coun

“A donation is a country full of money.”

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A guy walks in to see his doct

A guy walks in to see his doctor, and the doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I just can't seem to make friends with anyone," the guy replies. "Can you help me, you fat ugly bastard?"
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 Answering Machine Message 45


You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract Center. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and destination of incoming bogey. TNR Surveillance will scramble. If you do not respond, this unit will assume incoming, non-urgent.

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