Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
  • Currently 9.55/10

Rating: 9.6/10 (1978)

How does a male cat sense when

How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.
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  • Currently 7.50/10

Rating: 7.5/10 (2)

A man had just bought a parrot...

A man had just bought a parrot at an auction after some very spirited bidding.
"I suppose that bird talks?" he said to the auctioneer.
"Talks!" was the reply. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
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  • Currently 7.20/10

Rating: 7.2/10 (5)

How do fish keep up...

“How do fish keep up with what's going on? They listen to the current news.”

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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

I'm going to give you some money...

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

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  • Currently 6.50/10

Rating: 6.5/10 (4)

What did he see?

An explorer goes on an expedition in the jungle. He sets up a camp in the middle of the jungle. The next morning he sees something with a head and a tail, but he is not afraid. What did he see?
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I hate used car dealers. They

I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.
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  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (3)

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Mike Lawrence: Angel's Mouth

My mom wants to manage my comedy career now and I was like, 'Alright mom, why don't you give me some notes?' And one of her notes was, 'You should smile more, you have an angel's mouth.' I feel I should manage my mom in helping her write pickup lines for pedophiles in the wooing phase.
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?

What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?

A protein sheikh.

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  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

Windows frozen, won't open.

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

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  • Currently 8.75/10

Rating: 8.8/10 (4)

Dentist: Little Johnny, you'r...

Dentist: Little Johnny, you're not brushing your teeth very well. Do you know what comes after decay?
Little Johnny: De 'L'?
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  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (3)

Kristen Schaal: Family Friendly

I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.
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Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 2.00/10

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