Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)
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Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20. |
"Who likes music?" asks a comm
"Who likes music?" asks a commander.Two soldiers step forward.
"OK you two. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."
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“He fought against th
“He fought against the whirlpool until he was completely drained.”
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“The liquor store was
“The liquor store was burgled with no sign of a break in, no fingerprints and only spirits were taken. Police suspect it was a polter-heist.”
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“I have a seamstress
“I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humor. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.”
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“Since I changed the
“Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.”
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A man boarded a plane with 6 k
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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Answering Machine Message 45
You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract Center. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and destination of incoming bogey. TNR Surveillance will scramble. If you do not respond, this unit will assume incoming, non-urgent.
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