Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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 Answering Machine Message 259


These words are lovely dark and deep
But I've got promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep
So leave a message at the beep.

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Rating: 4.3/10 (4)

Q :How did Harry Potter ge

Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
A: Walking......Jk,Rowling

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Loss for Words

I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.
The pages are all BLANK!!!
I have no words to express my outrage.

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Rating: 6.2/10 (6)

 Answering Machine Message 139


If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number...

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Rating: 3.0/10 (11)

Find the 8 letters word

Find the 8 letters word. Word may go in all 8 directions.
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“I love hot dogs. Doe

“I love hot dogs. Does that make me a frankophile?”

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  • Currently 2.63/10

Rating: 2.6/10 (8)

“The guy who invented

“The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.”

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If It Could, It Wood

"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.
His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."

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Rating: 8.6/10 (10)

“A job application is

“A job application is when you must spell each word write.”

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Rating: 7.7/10 (6)

Feel Like Curtains?

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”
Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

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 Answering Machine Message 196


We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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