Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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Can't Go Home Again

I went back to my home town a decided to visit the house I grew up in.
I ask the occupants if I could come inside. They said, 'No!'
My parents can be so grouchy some times.

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Joke | Source: Friars Club - For over 25 years the Sunshine Committee has been providing entertainment, companionship and love to children's and senior citizens centers in the NY area.
  • Currently 6.17/10

Rating: 6.2/10 (6)

I can spread, butter...

“I can spread, butter won't.”

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Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
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Ethiopian dictator puns are...

Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
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Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
  • Currently 4.25/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (4)

Jim Gaffigan: Lazy for No Reason

You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor -- you ever just look at the letter and go, 'Hm, looks like they're never getting this. Takes too much energy to go outside.'
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Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 4.25/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (4)

PALINDROME

Make the palindrome of the following letters: A, A, B, B, C, E, E, G, G, I, I, I, I, L, L, M, M, N, N, N, N, O, O, O, O, S, S, S, S
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The doorbell rings. A man open...

The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
The man says, "Sure you can." And he closes the door.
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Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
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Rating: 7.7/10 (6)

The goal of the game is to color all the 25 squares. Clicking will invert clors of all the sqauers within the shape of pattern.
The game is designed for all ages and stimulate children's creativity and reasoning.

“Oncology is the stud

“Oncology is the study of car horns.”

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Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
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Did Fred Astairero

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
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Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
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Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

 Answering Machine Message 57


Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

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Joke | Source: Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
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A man goes into a travel agent

A man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China.
"Peking?" asked the travel agent.
"No, I want to have a good look around."
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Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
  • Currently 3.17/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (6)

“Where do baby spoons

“Where do baby spoons come from? The spork delivers them.”

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Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
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