Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.|
Who Would Steal?
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"
The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."
“The life of a lens m
“The life of a lens maker is a real grind.”
Excuse For Speeding
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me."
“The Greek god Pan lo
“The Greek god Pan loved cooking utensils.”
Can you name the athletes by the picture?
“I spent a summer wor
“I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.”
“So you went to a bre
“So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.”
HairYour hair is so nappy ever time you comb it somebody get shot at.
“It's no easy tusk t
“It's no easy tusk to make a walrus pun!”
Hard Of Hearing
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
What does the starship enterprWhat does the starship enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?
They both circle around uranus and wipe out klingons.