Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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if your going to ride my ass you might as well pull y hair.
when god said love thy enemie i dont think he ment kill them.
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Let's Do It Again

After an MCAT exam, a father asks his son, "How did it go son?"
Young man, looking rather reproachful, replied, "It went well dad. In fact, it went so well that I will retake it again next year."

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All my friends have dangerousl

All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
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Drape Alternative

So grateful somebody invented window blinds...
Or it would be curtains for all of us!

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Find the right combination

The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
CHECK ANSWER
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The Right Answer

First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"
Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."

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Dog at the Park

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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The manager who couldn't

The manager who couldn't afford new pens obviously didn't have a Bic budget.
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Make Up Your Mind

Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders...
Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.

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Is it true that Jesus could on

Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
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An elementary school teacher,

An elementary school teacher, well versed in educational jargon, asked for a small allotment of money for "behavior modification reinforcers."
The principal saw the item and asked, "What in heaven's name is that?"
"Lollipops," the teacher explained.
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