Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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Is my business just a cover fo

Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
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Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
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Darn flies...

Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2 females."

"How could you tell them apart, Joe? asked Charlie.

"Joe replied, "It was easy. The 3 males were sitting ono a case of beer, and the 2 females were on the phone."

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Joke | Source: http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
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From Human Resources

A Businessman On Perfection…
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

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Joke | Source: Friars Club - For over 25 years the Sunshine Committee has been providing entertainment, companionship and love to children's and senior citizens centers in the NY area.
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“Along the West Coast

“Along the West Coast, you can buy abalone shells for about $10 a nacre.”

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CINEMANIA: Guess the movie title

See negative of movie scene and guess the title. Length of words in solution: 3,7,2,3,5
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Brain Teasers, puzzles, riddles, mathematical problems, mastermind, cinemania...

What does a Pope say to an What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
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The goal of the game is to color all the 25 squares. Clicking will invert clors of all the sqauers within the shape of pattern.
The game is designed for all ages and stimulate children's creativity and reasoning.

Overheard ….. 2 Women Talking

One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited.
Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.

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Joke | Source: Friars Club - For over 25 years the Sunshine Committee has been providing entertainment, companionship and love to children's and senior citizens centers in the NY area.
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Waiter: I have stewed liver, b

Waiter: I have stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu.
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“Pay for irony is wry

“Pay for irony is wry bread.”

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Joke | Source: Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.
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What's the best time to

What's the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
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Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
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Quiet in church...

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Joke | Source: http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
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