Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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Medical kit for passive-aggressive nurses

A new medical kit has come out for passive-aggressive nurses to give to their patient.
It's known as Suture-Self.
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Confused baby ant

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were ants.

Found on https://www.flashcardmachine.com/jokes1.html , posted on May 17th 2007

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Who is groundhog

“A groundhog is the guy who drank all his coffee.”

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Little Messages

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...
He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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Calculate the number 7350

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 7350 using numbers [8, 9, 3, 6, 88, 621] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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Much mayo on bagel

“My political opponent claimed I used too much mayo on my bagel. It was a smear tactic.”

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A guy comes home to his wife o

A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of flowers and she says, "I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days".
The husband says, "Why? Don't you have any vases?"
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It's Common Sense

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body.

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Love and beer

I love you.

Is it you or the beer talking?

It’s me. Talking to my beer.

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Ukulele needed tuning

“The mountaineer's ukulele needed tuning for the altitude on Mt Everest because it was a little highly strung.”

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Football Coach

A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.
"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."

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