Dogs and Marine Biologists
What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists?
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
Never practice! Anybody who prNever practice! Anybody who practices anything is guilty of grows in competence.
A Pillow Fight
Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight.
I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.
Divorce really de-vow-Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
FLEX WORDLEGuess the WORDLE in 3 tries. After each guess, the color of the tiles will change to show how close your guess was to the solution.
Why did the chicken join the gym?
To work on his pecks!
My daughter asked to go toboggMy daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
Bought A Dog
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
The Life of Henry Ford
I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.
It’s an autobiography.