Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.|
It's been my life l...
“It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist, but I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.”
Teddy bear and cake
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Sermon made him pay income taxAfter hearing a sermon about lies and deceit, a man wrote the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have reviewed my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $900.
If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest."
Who is that with a neck and ...
Two lambs are in a m...
“Two lambs are in a meadow. Which one frequents a casino?
The one that's gambolling.”
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I had a joke about a...
“I had a joke about a cake, but it's stale.”
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake.