Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.|
Answering Machine Message 259
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Q :How did Harry Potter ge
Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Loss for Words
I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.
The pages are all BLANK!!!
I have no words to express my outrage.
Answering Machine Message 139
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Find the 8 letters word
“I love hot dogs. Doe
“I love hot dogs. Does that make me a frankophile?”
“The guy who invented
“The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.”
If It Could, It Wood
"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.
His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."
“A job application is
“A job application is when you must spell each word write.”
Answering Machine Message 196
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