Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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Why is the letter B so cool?

Why is the letter B so cool?

Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC

This joke is around for a while in many versions, but this exact wording is by Reddit user DrumSpace

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“I have been shopping

“I have been shopping for a trailer. Every time I think I have found a good one, there is a hitch.”

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A very dirty little fellow cam

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"
Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?"
"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"
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Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
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The rood

“The rood - an offensive measure of land area.”

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Calculate the number 3188

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 3188 using numbers [9, 2, 4, 9, 56, 235] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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The results of your bold test

Doctor: “The results of your bold test have come in.”

“You mean blood test?”

“Hm, must be a Type-O.”

Author FinalCaveat user

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Joke | Source: Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - The funniest sub on reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!
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Joke about spine

Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?

It was about a weak back.

Author:wtfover reddit userPhoto by Patricia Hildebrandt from Pexels

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Woodworking project

“I just can't seem to finish this woodworking project, but it's not for lacquer trying.”

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Monday alarm snoozes

11 snoozes into the Monday alarm clock

and you wondering if the $38 left in your account will do you for the rest of your life if you quit

#joke #short #monday
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“What are aging Werew

“What are aging Werewolf barbers most afraid of? Silver mullets.”

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My Wife Is Mad

My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.
So I packed all my bags and right!

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