Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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The long arm

“The long arm of the law handcuffed the sleek fingered pickpocket!”

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Yoga can be dangerous. If you&

Yoga can be dangerous. If you're dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
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My wallet

My wallet is like an onion.

When I open it, it makes me cry.

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Noisiest vegetable

“What is the noisiest vegetable in the kitchen? Snap peas.”

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Chess Knight Move

Find the title of movie, using the move of a chess knight. First letter is G. Length of words in solution: 10.
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A Quiet Alarm

Johnny's mother sees the young boy tiptoeing down the hall with a bucket of water.

She asks, "Johnny, why are you tiptoeing around with a bucket of water?"
Johnny answers, "Dad asked me to quietly wake him at five."

Happy International jokes day!

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Tinder bio

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel.

My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

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Furniture stores

“The two largest furniture stores in my hometown are owned by a pretty single lady and a good looking bachelor. They started dating lately. Their customers are hoping for the best. So fa, so good!”

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Can You Hear Him?

On his first day back to work after the birth of his son, Randy's supervisor said, "I understand you have a new youngster at your house?"
Randy glanced around apprehensively, "For heaven's sake, you can't hear him all the way out here, can you?"

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Florist's favorite vegetable

“What is a florist's favorite vegetable? A cauliflower!”

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Fictional Adult

I tried to type on my phone, “I’m a functional adult.”
My phone changed it to “fictional adult.”
I left it as is, as I feel that’s more accurate.

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