Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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A robber was found wounded in

A robber was found wounded in an electronics store...
He tried breaking in from the roof but unfortunately for him, he fell on a 'Sharp' TV.
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“Whenever there is an

“Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.”

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Canada's economy is made

Canada's economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.
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A man was out walking a dog, a

A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admirethe animal.
"What's your dog's name?" she asked.
"Herpes," replied the dog's owner.
"How....odd," said the woman. "Why Herpes?"
"Because he won't heel."
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Guess the Band Name

Look carefully the picture and guess the band name.
CHECK ANSWER
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An ant walks into a bar with h

An ant walks into a bar with his good friend Mister No, who is not an ant. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We only serve ants here."
The ant says, "But this is my good friend Mister No."
The bartender says, "Sorry, but I don't take No for an ant, sir."
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“In an effort to smoo

“In an effort to smooth things over and resolve their differences one gladiator said to the other, 'Let's bury the hatchet and go clubbing'.”

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You have to stay in shape...

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now and... we have no idea where she is.
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No flights to France will be d

No flights to France will be delayed. It's Gaul on time's Day!
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Kevin Hart: Cancer Did It

My uncle comes up, taps me on the back. He's like, 'Kevin, I just want to let you know whoever did this is going to die tonight.'...I said, 'Cancer did it. It was cancer.' He said, 'Well, you tell Cancer I'm looking for him, and when I find him, I'm going to shoot him in the face -- twice.'
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“Instead of being rew

“Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr. Guillotine was charged with neckless endangerment.”

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