Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20)

Short jokes - funny one liners (11 to 20) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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Juvenile delinquent

“A juvenile delinquent is an example of an arrested youth.”

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It is treasonous to tamper wit

It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
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“Developing the ideal

“Developing the ideal golf green takes a lot of input.”

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Cost of Lawyer

Pickpocket (visiting friend in jail): "I hired a lawyer for you this morning, Slim, but I had to hand him my Rolex as a retainer."
Slim: "Did he keep it?"
Pickpocket: "He thinks he did."

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Find number abc

If 82ab0 - 10bb8 = c1b92 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
CHECK ANSWER
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The movie about pustules was a

The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
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Mix Alcohol & American Literature

What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.

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My friend knows that a bon mot

My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!', says ami.
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Drink on Friday the thirteenth

“Is it unlucky to drink on Friday the thirteenth, or is it merely stuporstition?”

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Watching Star Wars

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm.
She asked, "How warm is it inside?"
I said, "Lukewarm."

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Manual clock repairers

“Manual clock repairers who are hands on are ticking away!”

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