In a sex survey, the question ...In a sex survey, the question was asked - "What are the three most popular things men do after sex?"
3. Turn over and go to sleep
2. Light up a cigarette
1. Go home to the wife
Jim was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man.
"You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"
"I'm waiting," Jon said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Jim.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller man."
Boss to applicant for handyman...Boss to applicant for handyman job: "What's handy about you?"
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