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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, Nov the 26th 2008
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It's Not For Him, Stupid |
| An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now." |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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nipples |
| 'You know, honey,' the little old lady said. 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago.'
'I'm not surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge.' |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
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| Exemplary Insult #59: We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
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That Forgetful Feeling
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it
was really great.
I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man.
He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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Permalink | Source : http://www.webwombat.com.au/ - Jokes: Joke of the Day
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Boss to applicant for handyman job: "What's handy about you?"
Applicant: "I live round the corner"
Louise Caine, Greenbank
Share your jokes with us by with by e-mailing letters_ en@edinburghnews.com
The full article contains 37 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 3.5/10 (4 votes cast) |
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Waiting... |
Jim was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man.
"You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"
"I'm waiting," Jon said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Jim.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller man." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
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In a sex survey, the question was asked - "What are the three most popular things men do after sex?"
3. Turn over and go to sleep
2. Light up a cigarette
1. Go home to the wife |
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| A sales rep. who was on business in New York City bought a lottery ticket. Unbelievably, before he was to return home, he learned that his numbers were drawn and that he had won \$50 million dollars. Excitedly, he phoned his wife and said, "Honey, I just won \$50 million dollars in the New York Lottery!! Start packing your bags!!" The wife was equally excited and began to scream and yell. "What kind of clothes should I pack? Summer clothes, or winter clothes?" "It really doesn't matter." the husband replied. "Just be gone by the time I get home!" |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something “practical” for her birthday.
“Suppose we open a savings account for you?” Mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. |
GRATEFUL MARRIAGE
An elderly couple, Minnie and Max, sit down to their Thanksgiving dinner. Before eating, his wife speaks up. “Can I ask you a question, Max?”
“Sure Minnie,” Max says, waiting to dig into his meal.
“Has our 50 years of marriage made you grateful?”
“Yes, indeed!” Max replied. “For the twenty years I was a bachelor!” |
Permalink | Source : Joke of the day - Jokes of the day on Wordpress
Rating: 7.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 10 metres above the ground. You're between 52.3 and 52.4 degrees north latitude and between 1.8 and 1.9 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no
idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
"The woman below responded, "You must be in Senior Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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Permalink | Source : Jobs 1 - UK Job search joke of the day
Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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