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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, Jan the 13th 2009
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You Thought Y2K Would Be Bad... |
| The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to
his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink
and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You
must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so
exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke
down and all
of us had to do our own thinking." |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 5.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
| Why did the supermodel stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate." |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
Poundstretchers and Marks & Spencer are to amalgamate to beat the credit crunch. They will be known as Stretchmarks!
Dode Broadleaf, Drylaw
If you have a joke y to share with us e-mail: letters_en @edinburghnews.com
The full article contains 41 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 2.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean. One sees an old bottle floating. He picks it up and rubs it,and a genie comes out.
The genie says, "For letting me out, I will grant you one wish." The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this ocean into beer". And the ocean turns into the best beer anybody has ever tasted.
The second guy says to the first, "You idiot, now we'll have to piss in the boat". |
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Rating: 4.0/10 (6 votes cast) |
| A student received a software package from his friend. But, he didn't have a computer. The label on the package said that the software required "Windows 3.1 or better." So, he bought a Macintosh. |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (8 votes cast) |
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Happy New Year…Is Everybody Happy!!!??? (Author A. Nonymous)
I want you to be the first to send you this Happy New Year greeting
As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great |
| Answering Machine Messages
Hi, this is Stephanie’s answering machine.
If you’re the phone company asking for money, stop bugging her, she’ll send it sooner or later. If you’re a TV company advertising TVs, she already has a TV with every channel known to man, and several known to monkeys.
If you called for any other reasons, please hang up the phone, start screaming, and run to the nearest shoe store. When you get there, ask them for a cheeseburger. (This probably won’t help you, but we’ll always have something to laugh about when we’re bored.)
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the day - Jokes of the day on Wordpress
Rating: 5.8/10 (6 votes cast) |
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