The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
"The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women."
"Doc, I don't deserve the best," said the patient. "What's second best?"
Joke of the day - Physical Examis the best Joke for Monday, 17 August 2015 from site Jokes - Physical Exam.
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