New Born Baby
A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor, "Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what color the baby is as itâs being born."The doctor is understandably a little puzzled at this. "Why? Donât you know what color the child is going to be?""Well", says the woman, "The problem is that Iâm a porn actress and the child was conceived during the making of a film. I have no idea who the father is.""Okay", says the doctor, "Iâll do it for you, but it is most unusual."The baby begins to be born and the doctor says, "Here comes the head! It seems to have Yellowish skin and the eyes are slanted. Was one of the actors Chinese?""Yes, doctor he was," says the woman."Wait", says the doctor, "The chest and arms are out and they seem to be very dark. Was one of the actors black?""Yes, doctor he was.""Wait, now the legs are out and theyâre very fair. Was one of the actors Norwegian?""Yes, doctor he was."So, the doctor pulls the baby free and gives it the traditional slap on the backside. The baby lets out a healthy "Waaaahh" and starts crying."Oh, thank God for that!" says the woman. "For a moment there, I expected it to bark!"#joke #doctor
Joke of the day - New Born Baby
is the best Joke for Wednesday, 27 January 2016 from site Joke of the Day - New Born Baby.
Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.
Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can not satisfy taste for everyone. Some people like Lawyer jokes, other do not consider lawers jokes funny.
People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
We try to deliver best jokes every day. But, it depends on sites we take jokes from. Besides jokes, find funny photos and funny videos. Great archive so far, years of collected jokes.
Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can not satisfy taste for everyone. Some people like Lawyer jokes, other do not consider lawers jokes funny.
People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
We try to deliver best jokes every day. But, it depends on sites we take jokes from. Besides jokes, find funny photos and funny videos. Great archive so far, years of collected jokes.
NOTE: All jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from. Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from.
This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. Some are essential to help the site properly. Others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience. See our privacy policy.
This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. Some are essential to help the site properly. Others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience. See our privacy policy.