18 new Halloween jokes from 2020

Q: Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy?
A: At the ghost-ery store!

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!

Q: What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters?
A: Booberries!

Q: Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What Halloween candy is never on time for the party?
A: Choco-LATE!

Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?
A: Boo jeans.

Q: What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?
A: You never know which witch is which!

Q: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
A: Prank-enstein!

Q: What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
A: Straw-berries.

Q: What does a witch use to do her hair?
A: Scarespray!

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Q:How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: A pumpkin patch.

Q: Why don’t vampires have more friends?
A: Because they are a pain in the neck.

Q: What position does a ghost play in hockey?
A: Ghoulie.

Q: What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?
A: Coffin-drops.

Q: What is a ghost's nose full of?
A: Boooooogers!

Q: Have you heard how popular the local cemetery is?
A: People are just dying to get in.

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept.

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