20 fresh jokes for Thanksgiving 2020

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The G.

Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
A: He was already stuffed.

Q: The day after the holiday, what did the fridge say when it was asked, "Is everything al-right over here?"?
A: "No, everything is all left-over here!"

Q: Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
A: He could bring his own drumsticks.

Q: If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A: Scholar ships.

Q: What don't you want to wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A white shirt or high-waisted pants.

Q: What do you call the age of a Pilgrim?
A: A pilgrimage.

Q: What kind of key can't open doors?
A: A tur-key.

Q: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
A: He sensed fowl play.

Q: What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Finally enough drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving.

Q: Why does this Native Indian chief put on a lot of feathers?
A: To help keep their wigwam.

Q: What is the real key to the perfect thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.

Q: On which side the turkey has got the majority of feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: How will you make the turkey float?
A: You will need a few root beer, two scoops of delicious ice cream, and the turkey.

Q: Is it possible for the turkey to jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because a building cannot jump anyway.

Q: What is the type of vegetable that you would like on this Thanksgiving?
A: Beets me!

Q: What is the type of potatoes that go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
A: French flies.

Q: Why do the cranberries change red?
A: When they saw the turkey dressing!

Q: At what time the turkey soup can be bad for yourself?
A: In case if you are that turkey!

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