A doctor just finishes his che

A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.
Dr: I've got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Patient: I guess the bad news.
Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there's nothing else we can do. I'm sorry.
Patient: (starts crying)
Dr: Now, now... I know you're upset... but remember, I also said there was good news.
Patient: Yes, I need some good news... what is it?
Dr: Well, you know my nurse, Donna.
Patient: (cheering up) Yes?
Dr: You know, the one with the big breasts?
Patient: (more excited) Yes, yes...
Dr: You know the one that's always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?
Patient: (very excited) Yes, yes - what about her?
Dr: I finally had sex with her last night.
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