A woman celebrates her 90th bi

A woman celebrates her 90th birthday with a huge gala in the village. Everybody is there - the mayor, the police chief... and a reporter from the local newspaper. The reporter asks, for the record, to what does she ascribe such a long life.
She tells about a great many things, including the 3 beers and 2 cigars she has each day. Looking him level in they eye, she says evenly: "Never forget a healthy and active sex life keeps your circulation going."
The reporter is rather curious at such a declaration, and asks deferentially: "So when was the last time you made love, ma-am?"
"Well, let me think...made love... the last time I did that was around 1945."
"Whoah," he says, "that's a helluva long time ago!"
"You think so?" the woman replies and checks her watch. "But it's only 20:15 now, barely half an hour later."
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