Blonde quickies 5

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?

A: Tits go in front.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?

A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

A1: Introduces themself.

A2: Walks home.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

A: Fertilised.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?

A: Unfertilised.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?

A: Opens the car door.

Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?

A: Kick open the car door.

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room.

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

A: More leg room.

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