Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
Joke of the day - Cold Creamis the best Joke for Tuesday, 27 August 2013 from site Jokes of the Day - Cold Cream.
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