Don't Even Think About It
Tom decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".
Tom gets this horrified look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't. "
Joke of the day - Don't Even Think About Itis the best Joke for Sunday, 15 March 2015 from site Florida Dude - Don't Even Think About It.
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