God Gots Jokes
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute."
The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny."
Then he asks,"Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
Joke of the day - God Gots Jokesis the best Joke for Wednesday, 13 November 2013 from site Comedy Central: Jokes - God Gots Jokes.
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