I will grant you three wishes… maybe!?

An older couple were walking on a beach when the husband tripped over a bottle and a genie came out.

“You can each have one wish,” said the genie. The wife made her wish first “I would like to travel around the world, with my husband,”.

Suddenly there appeared in her hand two tickets for travel around the world.

Now it was the husbands turn, “Well” said the husband, with a naughty look on his face “I wish I can have a younger companion,” . The words were barely out of his mouth when poof,

he aged 20 years!

Found on https://throughopenlens.com , posted on June 22, 2015 by Lukas Kondraciuk

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