Jesus loves you...but everyone

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
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Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
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