Law of Mechanical Repair: Afte

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated withgrease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to theleast accessible corner.
Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directlyproportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never geta busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for workbecause you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flattire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the oneyou were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (worksevery time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, thetelephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone youknow increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that amachine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthestfrom the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a lockerroom, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jellysandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated tothe newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't knowwhat you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,they will stop making it.
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