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Merry Christmas! Jokes To Lighten Up Christmas Mood

Multi-colored lights are the Crocs of Christmas lights.
Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense?
Wait, there's myrrh.

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause.

What song does Beyonce like to perform during the holidays?
All the Jingle Ladies.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It's almost Christmas!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!

Merry Christmas! Lot more Christmas jokes in our Christmas jokes collection

Why makes this Joke funny?

1. "Multi-colored lights are the Crocs of Christmas lights."

  • This joke plays on the reputation of Crocs (the footwear) as being unfashionable or garish, yet popular for their comfort and utility. The joke suggests that multi-colored Christmas lights are similar: they might not be the most stylish choice, but they are popular and serve their purpose well.

2. "What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there`s myrrh."

  • This joke is a play on words. The gifts mentioned are gold, frankincense, and myrrh, which are the gifts the wise men brought to Jesus according to the Christmas story. The punchline "Wait, there`s myrrh" sounds like "Wait, there`s more", a common phrase used to indicate additional surprises or bonuses.

3. "What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause."

  • This is another play on words. "Santa Pause" sounds like "Santa Claus", but the joke is that when Santa stops moving, he is taking a "pause".

4. "What song does Beyonce like to perform during the holidays? All the Jingle Ladies."

  • This joke is a play on the title of BeyoncĂ©`s song "Single Ladies", substituting "Single" with "Jingle", which is associated with Christmas (jingle bells).

5. "Knock, knock! Who`s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste. It`s almost Christmas!"

  • This knock-knock joke plays on the phrase "no time to waste" by substituting "no" with "snow", a word associated with winter and Christmas.

6. "Knock, knock! Who`s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Christmas cookies!"

  • Another knock-knock joke where the punchline is a play on the phrase "just in time", using the name "Justin" to make it Christmas-themed.

Each of these jokes uses wordplay or cultural references to create humor, often relying on the listener`s familiarity with certain concepts or phrases to understand the punchline.

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