Peanut butter puns

I don't think any would stick. I shouldn't be spreading such bad puns and drive everyone nuts. Any one butter than me?

Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I`m not teling you. You might spread it!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? Because she`s nuts!

How is a dumb blonde like peanut butter? They spread for the bread.

I told my girlfriend I was breaking up with her because she had peanut butter legs. She asked, "What do you mean?" I said, "Your legs are nice and smooth and easy to spread like peanut butter."

What`s the feepng you get after popshing a peanut? Post nut clarity.

Why are peanuts afraid of going out? They`re afraid of getting a-salted.

When can peanuts laugh? When you crack them up!

What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat? Peanut butter and Jellyfish

Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks? The Shell station!

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astro-nut!

What did applesauce say to peanut butter? You`re Nutty!

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