The Smarter Sex?

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad

one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly

neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,

the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a

woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but

fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that

we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for

the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely."

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And

look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good

fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head

in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the

bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back

to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the

police."

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