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Permalink to Joke for Friday, 15 August 2008 from site Ray Owens' Joke A Day, you can bookamark this joke.
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| an explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying
the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm fucked."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No
you are NOT fucked. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash
in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the
living shit out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and
surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces,
God's voice booms out again: "Okay . . . NOW you're fucked." |
Ray Owens' Joke A Day - Making Fun Of Morons Since 1863
Rating: 5.1/10 (21 votes cast) |
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