|
Jokes of the day - daily portion of jokes. New jokes every day.
|
|
Bookmark jokes of the day:
|
Add jokes of the day to favourites. Make jokes just click away.
Jokes feed
|
|
Jokes of the day
|
|
Joke of the day archive is updated every day with new jokes. Funny photo is updated daily. Funny video is updated daily. Links to great joke archives. Big archive of old jokes of the day, top rated jokes of the day. Jokes of the day are updated daily, bringing updated jokes. Rate jokes of the day.
|
|
Note:
|
|
All jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from. Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from.
|
|
|
Permalink to Joke of the day |
|
Permalink to Joke for Wednesday, 22 April 2009 from site Joke rating machine, you can bookamark this joke.
|
|
This joke has no title
|
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That’s no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I’ve been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn’t do that!" She claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He’d come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" She asks.
The husband says, "I’m still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn’t do that." Again she claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
He’d come back to bed and do it a third time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I’m calling Tiger Woods to find out what’s par for this damn hole!" |
Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 3.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
|
|
|
Missed jokes of the day yesterday?
|
|
Visit Jokes of the day archive
- all the Jokes of the day you have missed. All jokes since Jokes of the day site is running.
|
|
Free GPS tracking service for mobile devices that allows you to track any cell phone with built-in GPS (or with Bluetooth GPS receiver) in real time - partner of the jokes of the day
|
|
Webmaster resurces
|
|
On jokes of the day webmaster resurces page please find details
related to link exchange or other forms of cooperation with Jokes of the day
|
|
Jokes resources
|
|
Resources - web sites jokes are coming from, other joke related sites. Jokes of the day partners.
|
|
Travel photos
|
|
Travel Photos Of Places - collection of photos from all around the world - frend of the jokes of the day
|
|
|
