Change your course
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: Â“Change your course 10 degree east.Â” The light signals back: Â“Change yours, 10 degrees west.Â” Angry, the captain sends: Â“IÂ’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!Â” Â“IÂ’m a seaman, second class,Â” comes the reply. Â“Change your course, sir.Â” Now the captain is furious. Â“IÂ’m a battleship! IÂ’m not changing course!Â” There is one last reply. Â“IÂ’m a lighthouse. Your call.Â”
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