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| Once upon a time there was a non-conforming
sparrow who decided not to fly south for the
winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold
that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a
short time ice began to form on his wings and he
fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid.
A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped
on the little sparrow.The sparrow thought it was
the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted
his wings!
Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to
sing.
Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the
chirping he investigated the sounds. The cat
cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird,
and promptly ate him.
The Moral of the Story:
Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your
enemy
Everyone who gets you out of crap is not
necessarily your friend.
And if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap,
you might just want to keep your mouth shut. |
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