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Permalink to Joke for Wednesday, 18 November 2009 from site Laughspot, you can bookamark this joke.
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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a
dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the
boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping
that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the
amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.
This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one
wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter,
Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness!" The genie
clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea
turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the
genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the
two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at
Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment,
he spoke:
"Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat." |
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