Blonde quickies 16

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?

A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw

a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said

"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she

had cleaned 43 restrooms.

How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".

The blonde stops,looks up, and says, "Where?"

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

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