Prior to her trip to Nebraska,...

Prior to her trip to Nebraska, Buffy (a blond New Yorker) confided to her sorority sister she had three goals for her trip to the Cornhusker State.

She wanted to taste some real Nebraska beef, take in a bona fide rodeo and have sex with a cowboy.

Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. Let me tell you, they have the best steaks that I've ever had. There is no steak in the world that could compare. The taste is unbelievable!!

And I went to a real rodeo..talk about athletes - these guys wrestle real full-grown bulls - like in Spain! Except they ride a horse out at full gallop, then jump off the horses and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground. It is incredible!"

They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a cowboy?"

Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry around in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
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