The KnobA lady in her late 40's goes to a plastic surgeon for a facelift.
The doctor tells her of a new procedure called 'The Knob'.
A small knob is implanted on the back of a womanâs head and it can be turned to tighten the skin, producing the effect of a brand new facelift forever.
Naturally, the woman wants 'The Knob'.
Fifteen years later, she goes back to the surgeon. "All these years, everythingâs been fine. Iâve turned 'The Knob' on lots of occasions and Iâve loved the results. But now Iâve developed two problems.
First of all, Iâve got awful bags under my eyes, and 'The Knob' wonât get rid of them."
The doctor looks at her and says, "Those arenât bags, those are your breasts."
"Oh," she says. "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."
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