Jamie Lissow: Unrealistic Goals

I think people need to think more before they speak. The other day I was walking along the street, and this gorgeous girl rides by on a bicycle. And the guy in the group ahead of me says, Man, look at her. Wish I could be that bicycle seat. Im like, what? Dont you think thats a little bit of an unrealistic goal? Besides, if youre going for it, why dont you just aim to be the guy thats sleeping with her? Maybe something that doesnt require sorcery.
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